So not only can he not “read one full page from a Harry Potter book”, he also can’t read a calendar? Sounds about right.

And if you think Kershaw or his replacement, fellow LHP Alex Wood, is gonna be throwing 92 mph sliders on Turner’s hands in an exhibition game in the middle of the season I have some ocean front property in some land-locked state I’d be interested in selling you.

yah taeks are hawt garbage

“William Howard Taft? pffft, fuckin lightweight.”- C. Christie

Dad why are you here ripping on my black wheels again?

Had a friend who in high school intramural basketball (‘96) wore an ONYX shirt which read “BACKDAFUCKUP”. Somehow his father read it as “BUTTAFUOCO” and was confused as to why his son gave a shit about Joey Buttafuoco.

Is it also true that as the length of the Trump presidency grows the yawn inducing nature of the comments approaches 100%? I’ve not read a clever one in quite sometime.

Huey Lewis “Bad is Bad” was a fabulous addition to the lowlights.

Ummm. CB Bucknor definitely deserves a seat at that table, at the head of said table no less.

This list is absolutely perfect. I clicked hoping to see that you put green anywhere but the top so I could cry shenanigans. Not only is green the superior color (flavor? is “green” a flavor?) but all the other rankings are spot-on as well. Blue f’ing sucks.

Ever since this fight was rumored I’ve thought of the line in Harlem Knights before the Jenkins/Kirkpatrick fight: “Everyone knows Jenkins is gonna kill that whiteboy.”

And don’t forget the following line. “Where is Nitti?” “He’s in the car.”

Have been calling them the “M-Crib” for years. Once, a friend ordered “2 M-Cribs” the order taker was a little taken back by the order, then figured it out. He apologized and her response was so good in a motherly sort of way: “It’s ok hunny.”

In that case, happy hunting. Finding the 460 that I have has not proven to be too laborious a task, though without the mask and without a guide I can’t even fathom finding all 900.

You need find only 441(I think) koroks to open all inventory slots. The remaining 459 are for completionists. I’m at 460+ right now so the mask is certainly something I’m looking forward to.

Lattner realized he was working for a guy who honestly believes that colonizing Mars is not merely a minute possibility but rather a likelihood.

Aaaaaaand he just hit #22

because the Cardinals record is 31-37? (Mets are 31-38 fwiw)

on more “wild thing”: following a 4-4 night Justin Turner is hitting a smooth .399