Kobman says he remembers that “an old guy in the section” ended up with the ball.

To be fair, I’m roughly the same age as Scherzer and I got a similar injury after shampooing my hair the other day.

Dude, it’s a weird millennial/ millennial-adjacent thing. I’ve seen it in other sites. It’s an entitled mentality for people who resent that air travel is shitty, but they won’t pay an extra nickel to improve the experience and blame everyone else for the miserable aspects. The type of people that make these…

Where does this shit come from? Is it a totally made-up Deadspin commenters rule, like the idea that you’re supposed to give a caught foul ball to a nearby kid? (I have two kids. If you catch a foul ball and you’re near me, keep it.) Probably 70 percent of the time when I’m flying, the person in front of me reclines…

flights of fancy, i do believe.

“I see a yellow car and I want to paint it black...”

Is anyone else pissed they took casterly rock and turned it into a generic castle?

Team Cersei, where you at?!

So who’s the little brother who kills her? My vote is Muggsy Bogues.

Time for some traffic problems in his colon.

I don’t know if I’m more impressed by your grace or your goal post-moving, Mr. “someone who writes online.”

Some Jeter-esque range

That’s not how “since” comparisons are used, though. If it’s the shortest ever you’d just say ever, or since 1880 or whatever later year they started measuring dongs. Saying “shortest since 2015" implies 2015 had a shorter one.

Smith’s takes would actually make a lot of sense if Smith communicates with his sources by the children’s game telephone rather than by telephone.

Jordan’s charitable activities are indeed legendary and discreet; the Putting the Kids of Las Vegas Bookies Through College Fund was just one of the projects he tried to keep on the down low.

Call me. Maybe?

I had this thought at first. She could have done the same thing auto or manual, but if it weren’t a manual transmission she would have been in the back seat or trunk rather than driving because the kidnappers would have been able to drive it.

If Matheny is not fired by the end of the year I’m getting a flight to St. Louis, getting extremely drunk and high, and fighting him in a Chili’s parking lot.

That was peak Deadspin. Seeing Cards fans on the interweb so upset for the whole year was brilliant

Next that guy was enquiring about the Dana LSD