I felt like I had too many letters in there! Thank you!

Seems like a perfectly reasonable way to kill a dragon...

Hey-o! What a great joke!

No, it’s not okay. You should send them to me immediately for proper, uh...disposal.

“Michael said in a statement issued on August 19, ‘I never wavered from my conviction that Dad’s death was a random act of violence.’”

Everybody is wrong here. Cadillac, Porsche, CLK, CLR... Nope.

Me in public VS me at home

Do you even liiiiiift, bro!

If you really want to rub Dan Snyder’s nose in it, don’t hope Cousins goes to “another franchise” and wins a super bowl. Hope he goes to the Jets and wins a super bowl. Stranger things have never happened, but they might.

He’s kidding, dude. It’s a pitch perfect delivery of the feelings parents go through in situations like this.

where’s giri

All of the meth heads in the US are killing our average

You deserve 5 stars for “Clegane Bowl”.

Meanwhile his brother Khris got drunk and sunburned to shit out on the lake today.

It always makes me laugh how strongly England holds on to its silly and pompous idea that they are so classy and formal.

I love NyQuil Sundays... oh wait.

I don’t know, I think the entire season 5 finale was basically “Stannis Baratheon and the terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad day”.

I loved A Clash of Kings and Storm of Swords and about half of A Feast for Crows, but by then Georgie Boy started working my last nerve with the minutiae: I don’t need to know every. last. dish. they had for supper. And I REALLY am over the heraldry porn. Move it along, okay?

I largely agree. To me the case boils to: The A.L. is the hitting league, the N.L. is the pitching league. I’d love to know if this perception is actually supported by data (and the N.L. would have to control for pitchers striking out pitchers) but for almost 100 years that’s how the public has viewed the two. So the…

If Aaron Judge got to hit against Tyler Clippard last night, he would have hit 23 homers in the first round off of 23 pitches.