Someone that hates hangovers and gets them easily. I chug a camelback or two full of water before I hit the hay after a night out. I regret it if I don’t. 

Who actually drinks the same amount of water as beer?

So, is this an auction from his estate or just a shameless cash grab from someone that bought these in 2016?

I saw Burt sell his Trans Am at the 2016 Barrett Jackson in Scottsdale. It’s a damn shame he won’t be there physically to see it off.

This sounds a lot like the kind of street racing behavior that gets innocent bystanders killed, and that Jalopnik usually takes pains to denounce.

But if you paid Youabian, they could meet the challenge:

If you paid me to I couldn’t come up with an uglier design.

I’m three stories in, and we’ve got one guy who quit because he got caught trying to steal from his business, one guy who quit because he didn’t want to fix his mistake, and one guy who quit because he wasn’t following the dress code. Should I read on, or are they all entitled assholes?

I’m surprised the advice wasn’t:

That’s why you call the relevant public health department. They colalte the reports and if the specific food type/restaraunt line up in several cases they’ll make a visit for an inspection. Obviously though restaraunts can still get bad products from their vendors so it still may not be the fault of the restaruant.

IME, food poisoning comes out of both ends.  And violently.

Shellfish is such a reliable way to get food poisoning that the Queen of England isn’t allowed to eat them.

Ironically, Depends could be a good tip for somebody with gastrointestinal symptoms.

I have the opposite problem. I’ve got pretty severe IBS, and I often wonder, “How do I know it’s my normal problems and not food poisoning? They behave about the same.”

Is this a Ruprecht alias, but one who takes his meds?

I actually like this version better.

I’m curious how you prove it. Because by the time most people realize it’s food poisoning, the evidence has literally been flushed down the toilet.

“What should I do if I suspect a restaurant gave me food poisoning?”

1) chicken breast meat is not the most fun of meats, except in chicken salad

i was coming here to post this:

Thank you.