That store closed/bankrupted about two years ago. Prices too high, in my opinion. 

See what eating those things does to your brain? 

Specifically, the woven plastic things are rarely built right and the plastic is too fragile. I don’t need to buy hundreds to see that a hundred minus one are crap. I just need to finally bump into a winner that isn’t some $30 cotton tote from a health food store. The irony about better-built bags that I have is that…

I’ll just rephrase, don’t buy it.

Long ago, I went on a snipe hunt to try and understand why this fish, by any name, had such a bad rap. Most people writing about food said they were good; the problem was dominating other species and deboning.

Cheez-It is the most disgusting cracker I’ve ever tried.

Of course this is advice, not politicking, but step one would be re-employing the entire population within a few minutes of somewhere to go on foot.

That’s the way to take one for the team.

I’d only call it hobo lunch if I needed to warm it in my hands so I could pour it into my mouth without utensils.

Thanks for understanding that. If the main difference is the coatings it would make sense to point to it.

I wish I could find that video of Boxcar Willie explaining how to open a tin can with his bare hands. Don’t know if he carried a spoon.

Counterpoint: Breakfast cereals symbolize all that is wrong with urban society, all the way back to shilling as health food but later as convenience with child-target advertising.

Or crisping corn tortillas under the broiler before Tostitos and microwaves were born.

Yes, seemed pretty extravagant. Does eating room-temperature baked beans out of the can with a spoon have a name yet?

The fat bastards probably gorge on fish runs, but it suggests that maybe they’d be good to eat, all fat and lazy. All I’ve seen lately are starving polar bears in the news, or gay tourism.

None here, I think. Do trophy hunters eat prey? At the moment I can’t think of a predator that isn’t protected, although safari ranches persist to prop up our supremacy over nature.

Interesting, although they spend their entire lives marinating.

Canada just announced the federal end of single-use plastics; not comprehensive but a start. Don’t know if retail plastic wrap is on the list.

A vegetarian pointed out to me that we eat herbivore meat because it tastes best. I countered that predators don’t get fat and are notoriously difficult to raise.

I used to get wicked rye headaches too, until I realized I didn’t need to finish twenty-sixers in one session.