And don’t forget to vote again in 2 years you lazy pieces of shit!

Oh, okay cool. But if you’re not even voting… Maybe shut up.

Wow, I’m really surprised.

Well, if you want a police procedural from approximately anywhere in the world, Netflix is the place to be. If you want a movie that was released this century and actually made money.... <insert “he chose poorly” meme from Last Crusade here>

That version of Touch-a Touch-a Touch Me was so sexless I think my hymen regrew...

Nothing’s ever gonna compare to monkey-fighting snakes on a Monday-to-Friday plane.

There are a zillion good reasons why neither one of these people should be president, but it’s not gonna work on anyone who wants to say shit like “I live in a solidly blue state, so I have the luxury of voting with my conscience and choosing the candidate I think is best fit for the job, and that’s Dr. Stein.”

It’s Tiffany. She has to eat under the table.

Can’t I just sell Russia my credit card number directly?

for real though I have been watching The West Wing on Netflix and not only could Trump not handle the presidency (in addition to being evil), I don’t think he is capable of actually following the show itself. Like, he’s not smart enough to watch a SHOW about being president.

No. I want any person able to vote against him but who is tempted to skip it because they have the sniffles, a new phone to play with, they live in a red state or a blue state so it doesn’t matter,  or some similar idiotic reason, to think of every last one of these outrages and GO VOTE.

This election isn’t just a dumpster fire, it’s a dumpster fire careening down a hill, causing traffic accidents and slamming right into the side of an orphanage.

She was also closer to the White House than Trump will ever be because she was on The West Wing.

It probably takes less time than it does for you to write comments like that..

It’s hard to believe one person can contain this amount of stupid.

Playing my rape victim card: I’ve been raped by a stranger in an alley. I’ve also had my boob grabbed by a guy in an elevator who was trying to hit on me, and a guy in a meeting touch my leg under the table, and a crazy homeless guy grab my crotch. I’m never going to tell you that being raped was better than those…

I was watching this last night and she was so emotional during this. And it reminded me as well of all the times men touched me or I felt that I had to do/endure things for men and it feels so gross and awful. The powerlessness is so real. There is not a damn thing I can do.

Actually, it’s much more aggravating when anyone not in NYC, DC or Shanksville, or who suffered a personal loss on that day trying to take ownership of 9/11. Because they saw it on TV.

New Yorkers are generally “over” 9/11, as it were. They were basically over it in October, 2001. Yes, there is still a wound there,…