I go to a ton of shows and I don’t bust my phone out for shit unless I’m trying to find someone or keep track of the setlist. This idea sounds great but in an emergency? FTS

It’s too bad their tickets are sold through the biggest scalper of them all, Ticketbastard.

I saw this yesterday. And I don’t get it. If this is a state that passed one of these transphobic laws than, as a transgender man (which she isn’t), he is in the correct bathroom. Just what in the fucking hell are they going to do when a transman with muscles, body hair, and a mustache uses the women’s restroom? Or a…

One of those models looked like she was wearing a mylar balloon.

She should have been the person to take over the Daily Show. Trevor Noah just isn’t cutting it for me.

If you are tired of the homeless situation in San Francisco then maybe settle somewhere else in N Cal. Maybe stop destroying affordable housing for tech campuses and luxury high rises. Maybe create wealth and jobs for those people. Maybe donate some of your money and time to services for the homeless and mentally ill.

I think this is the definition of overkill.

If I voted with my vagina George Clooney would have won the 2000 election.

Jia, don’t you know this is what grows on her planet!

Do only psychopaths go to Virginia Tech? They’ve had an awful lot of fucked up shit going down there.

This woman is my congress person. Lady, we've got bigger issues in this town than the lack of a bloody panda at the zoo. Ugh...

I make soup all the time. I am a visionary.

Fuck is wrong with you dingbats?

NO.

Maybe don’t rape women you soft-sac.

You know what would be helpful right now? The Vane. Thanks Denton.

I wouldn’t mind if they had better movies and shows available. As it is I am sick to death of the shite they are offering me. I rarely watch any of it.

Look, I bring my lunch to work almost every day. I eat at my desk because its cheap, I can “surf the web”, and where the fuck else am i going to eat my home made lunch? The “plaza” in front of my office, with no tables, or protection from the fierce pigeons who give no fucks, on my lap? GTFO. Or my boss on the west…

I’d post a slow clap Orson Welles if i knew how to do that from my phone on 3 theraflus.

I have no problem pooping anywhere. I just think of the Romans and their public toilets... one next to another chatting away (I imagine) whIle their business is conducted. No shame in my game.