Carrie Fisher is a goddamn national treasure. Her give no fucks attitude is an inspiration to us all.

Okay. That’s enough. I’m going over to Wonkette to see if BCO is posted yet.

Stars for days.

I’m in NYC. If you know of any one here, please let me know. It’s great work you guys do. Thank you.

My co-worker and I were talking about this the other day! I said there has to be an organization that takes slightly used bras and donates them to women in need.

3 Klonopin and 6 whiskeys.

No embalming, take all my organs, save my eyes, I would hate to be without them in the afterlife. Plain white dress, plain pine box. Bury me in a field with an stone angel. Sue me, I’m dramatic.

So glad you moved to Wonkette. Now I can get my political laughs and the hilarity that comes with BCO. Congrats Pinkam!

I must be the only person in the world who doesn’t like Adele’s music. She seems like a lovely person with a great voice but meh I’m not into crying in my whiskey over a dude/ette.

I love my partner. And because of that we sleep in separate rooms. He snores and rubs his feet together., I toss and turn and have serious bouts of insomnia.

Mosquitos hate bad perfume. News at 11.

I hate to say it but the Beebs is right. I hate clapping at shows anyway it detracts from the music. But clapping offbeat?! GTFO

Chrissy Teigan is a badass. I like the way she rolls with no fucks to give.

Why exactly do the think the “sincerely held religious beliefs”trump the Constitution in public accommodation? Your stupid is showing.

My question is this... why did this lady eat there? I mean I’m sure there are other restaurants she could have gone to and not caused a ruckus. Was she in a group? Does she not have the interwebs so she could check menupages? Couldn’t she just politely STFU and just get a plain salad, hold the meat?

I made the most amazing cauliflower soup last week. Of course it had roasted vegetables, milk, and smoked gouda. So freaking good.

This happened to me on a flight back from Miami. It was fucking rank.

No. Just no. It’s 75 bucks out of thousands. Chill. I know you have gone through months of stress and detailed planning but seriously if these two people ruined your wedding by a no show emergency you probably should not have gotten married to begin with.

Mainly because WE don’t do that. Any pro choicer would find it abhorrent to do to a woman what these cretins do so blithely under the cloak of “religion”.

Okay this is a repost from last year but it’s still freaking torturous to recount...