No. Just don’t. Please.

Clinton is a terrible candidate. She is a corporatist republican lite opportunist at best. I’m sorry, I can’t stand her. I did love Bill Clinton but I was young and stupid and it’s only in hindsight that I can see that he was also a terrible president. Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, NAFTA, “Welfare Reform”, the repeal of Glass…

I miss old New York. It was so much fun. Now its one big strip mall for frat bros and their equally obnoxious female counterparts. We had fabulous parties in abandoned warehouses and great clubs and honest to goddess good fucking music. And anyone could afford to live here even if it was dangerous. That was the fun of…

I spit on your crappy hummus choices, Tribe, Sabra eaters! Inferior products at best. Abraham’s Traditional hummos is the best!

Idris Elba would be the BEST. BOND. EVA.

What kind of awful sex are you having to vote for Netflix over boning? Y'all are cray cray.

I'd rather swim in the waste waters of Coney Island than subject myself to the horrors of the McCarren Pool.

Now this I'd watch!

Sexy sex time will rule them all.

It's okay, you're an old person. Don't be ashamed of your lack of sophistication, Grandma.

Gchat is for olds.

Simmons class of 03 FTW! I loved going to a women's college, especially Simmons. I got a top notch education in a great environment surrounded by supportive and awesome women. From my professors, to the administration, to the women I wen't to school with, it was a great experience. I had the ability to take classes at…

Clearly, Bristol wins.

Anyone know if this purchase be covered by your health insurance? Or do you need a prescription?

I'm bloody dying.. That was a triumphant anthem for anyone who has ever tried to kick out their ONS.

Lets see...

nanu nanu

A fanny pack. It's that. Hideously ugly and most certainly out of date.

Shut.The.Fuck.Up!

My father beat us. Paddles, belts, brushes, his fist (at least with my little brother. It wasn't always that way but somewhere along the line it became an intolerable situation. I vaguely remember him hitting my mom once when I was little but mainly his violence was directed at us. It was the way he was raised. And…