They could just start running express buses from Bushwick- Williamsburg-Greenpoint. Super cheap and way quicker to start up.

You and Moe were the reasons I started reading Jezebel. The time you went to AVN Awards (fucking awesome), pot psychology, real talk about women, sex, power, feminism and femininity. You owned it all and I can't wait to follow you over to Vice. Long live Slut Machine and Tracie Egan Morrissey!

Not trying to be mean at all, but that top picture makes her look like Uncle Fester. Terribly unflattering picture, along with hair color, and dress style.

Fuck those motherfucker. Especially on a crowded train. I walk right up to them and say "Excuse me but you're balls ain't that big." And sit my bum down and promptly open mine up (in jeans or pants. I am still a lady after all) just enough to tell them to go fuck themselves. They normally comply because they are so…

What, am I made of money?!? I pay my taxes and I now demand a child and dog free park. How you like dem apples?

I don't want to deal with either when I go to the park. Can't we ban them both?

Meth is a hellava drug, dontchaknow?!?

I would maybe, ya know if I was home sick and the cable was out, watch Nicole Wallace on The View. She's smart, articulate and can make a good case (one I mostly disagree with) for the non-hysterical conservative pov. That Cupp women is an insufferable twit.

You must be loads of fun at parties.

I love the smell of baby prostitute in the morning.

It was a shitshow getting in so you knew it was going to be awful getting out, it always is. We go to the Stakes every year and every year it's a commuting travesty. We saw the mayhem and grabbed some club seats drank our squirreled away beers (because, of course, they ran out of beer before the 11th) and waited. Till…

Lisa Theresa Marie... until my mother put her foot down and told father in no uncertain terms that her daughter would not be named like a mob princess. He lost the battle to name my brother Rocco, as well.

A++, Terence Mann.

Absolutely. Especially if they come filled with bourbon.

Jezebel has turned into "dirty Mormon mommies" happy hour. God how I miss stories of Tracie at the AVN Awards and Moe's lost tampon. Fucking caffeine?! Lame ladies. Now excuse me I'm going to go do some ketamine and open a bottle of champers.

Back in college my boyfriend got us a super swanky hotel room because we were sick of my dorm mate who was always there busting up our sexytime. So we check in and start getting it on. This guy had a great cock and was a fantastic lover. But not this night. No, this night I would wind up in the hospital.
We're balling…

Lay the full bag out flat on a cookie sheet and press out the remaining air before
placing it in the freezer. Then it's simple to store.