Anyone who has listened to Ron Magill on the Le Batard Show knows that you stand up real tall, throw your arms up high, and yell “HEY BEAR!”

It’s ok, guys. She just wants to help ruin schools for free!

Pictured: Zac Efrom, not Zac Efron

Correction: that seems like a lot of diarrhea for $4.20.

“Say hello to Art Briles while you’re down there.” - Stugotz

Except the workout with a chair did happen. Chris Mannix (respected NBA reporter) verified it. Yet this article was never updated to reflect Chris’ response...

I cannot be the only one who read “repechages” as “rape charges.”

He’ll be joining the police force within 5 years.

The student has now become the teacher.

Carlos Beltran could do it all except swing the fucking bat with the bases loaded with everything on the line in Game 7 of the 2006 NLCS.

It’s almost like they don’t have any credibility as a news outlet.

Yeah, like I’m going to trust a Frenchman’s opinion about something dirty.

Weed butter on your balls and then tan those boys in the sun...boom!

As your name indicates, you are a monster.

If it’s a wooden door, then that’s alright. A metal door is a definite no-no though. You need to punch something with some give or else your hand will be what gives out. Fucking amateurs.

Please elaborate on how Negan is basically a Rob Zombie character dialed down for cable TV. The only tangential connection is that The Walking Dead is about zombies and his name is Rob Zombie. We would be fortunate if Negan was as fun and charismatic as a Rob Zombie character like Captain Spaulding.

For some reason, Trump didn’t like the piece of art I offered him...

Tom started to write the article about Flacco, but he got bored in the middle of it and fell asleep.

Justin Turner looks like he doesn’t wipe after he takes a dump.