“It’s hard to believe that only five years ago, those cheerleaders were in grade school.” — Al Michaels

In Trump’s mind, the people who caught those paper towels can sell them for food and water because they were graced by the touch of his (tiny) hands. If he would have signed the paper towels with his gold sharpie, I’m sure he thinks they would instantly become millionaires. Problem solved.

Because he has this waiting for him whenever he goes home...

Who the fuck said anything about evidence? SevereButthole said Louis CK never outright denied the rumors...when in fact he did deny them.

Actually, he did outright deny them.

At this point, I would gladly welcome The Rock as President. But Donald Trump will ALWAYS be the Peesident.

There are 5 people in that photo wearing a baseball glove. Only one is a grown man...Aaron Judge. The rest are children—including Hample. His upset reaction was to try to make the focus on him instead of that incredible catch.

I would never put it past Zack Hample to interfere with a ball in play so that it becomes all about him. But he probably would have gotten killed at Yankee Stadium if he did that.

Mike Pence looks like white privilege.

The Sharpshooter is a different, more flamboyant variation. It involves putting your left leg in the middle of the opponent’s legs and then wrapping their legs shin-level around your leg before flipping them over to prone and cranking back. It was brought to North America (from Japan) by Sting as the Scorpion…

Rick Steiner is the Dog Faced Gremlin. Scott Steiner is his steroid-abusing brother, Big Poppa Pump aka Big Bad Booty Daddy.

I have lived my life by one decree: if you don’t like Eddie Vedder, I don’t like you.

Think of all the money they would save on makeup and prosthetics by just hiring Ron Perlman. He rolls out of bed ready to film Hellboy.

That was an episode of Seinfeld. You are confusing Seinfeld with real life...again.

Pitino simply blew his load of goodwill too early on those previous scandals.

Poor Joe Flacco, he’s too boring to even earn recognition for the worst QB performance of the week.

Typical GLORY BOY behavior.

Bob Hamelin says hi.

I was always more partial to Pedro Astacio than Ismael Valdez.

What happened to her research here?