This has Fernando Vina written all over it (especially based on stories I heard from a female reporter before), but he was never released by the Cardinals. The possibilities are an endless Let’s Remember Some Guys, but I’m going to guess Dustin Hermanson.

Brett Gardner looks like a mutant testicle that sprouted a torso, arms, and legs.

Everyone’s mind is going to be blown when Dan McQuade finally writes the blog.

I saw the headline and assumed this was about Opening Day in Japan.

How dare you slight Han-san by not having him at least ranked #2.

At a live event, the National Anthem is the ideal time to go to the bathroom. Everyone else is in the stands with their hats off and hand over their hearts. Meanwhile, I’m in the bathroom with my hand on my dick--the perfect salute to America.

More like a 12-step plan.

It’s not libel if it’s the truth. Tom Brady is a known cheater.

That wasn’t the AFC Championship, it was a regular season game. Everyone who was in that stadium knew that Peyton was winning the game if he got the ball back. Going for it was the right call.

“P.J. Fleck is a bozo” is a Le Batard Show reference.

Ask a group of Mets fans what they want and you will get a variety of different answers. Some, maybe many, will say “hard drugs, the hardest you’ve got” and others will start talking about signing Manny Machado before trailing off and just staring into the middle distance

That’s a lot of words when “P.J. Fleck is a bozo” would do just fine.

This really gets at the spirit of my “fan” art...

No, the rare miracle comeback from a large deficit is too good to eliminate.

Depends on the material. He was fucking fantastic in Being Flynn.

Seager will be coming off Tommy John surgery. Logically, a move to 2B to lessen the burden on his arm and his bat. If Machado’s defense at SS doesn’t hold up after a year, they could still move Seager back to SS and Machado to 3B.

Not to be that guy, but this article reeks of someone who never actually played baseball. That’s Hosmer’s ball for all the reasons you outlined. The only acceptable pop-up for a pitcher is if no one else can get to it like that awesome Eddie Guardado catch in foul territory.

Well they have do have to set up Shuri being the next Iron Man.

Mike Ryan creating these Will Cain country album covers is one of the greatest ESPN-on-ESPN crimes of the century...