If they don’t cast Juliette Lewis then they have missed a golden opportunity.

The headline could be better. My first thought after reading it was that this transgender person was made fun of in Chappelle’s special and later killed themselves- not that her and Chappelle were friends...

You asked the man a question. He answered. You asked the same question using different phrasing. He answered again. This is some “gotcha" journalism bruh. What was the goal here? To goad him into taking a swing at you so you could sue him? This is some shady shit. Trash interview from a trash website.

So many mutants with heat-based powers that they hate using.

I mean, it gets the shit out of my head. So I would say it helps for like 15 minutes and then I feel bad again.

Definitely read “Mississippi State star Jake Mangum” as “Mississippi State star Jake Magnum” and was pretty disappointed when I realized my mistake. 

Thank you for finally taking up the mantle and writing about the coming series. Wish there was an article for last nights game. Damn. That’s lazy work from someone. Maybe everyone.

Let’s remember some failed Mariners pitching prospects! I think I drafted all of these guys at some point in my dynasty league:

(I mean... neither did you).

Maybe history for simpletons has shown that but real history is more complex.

I keep thinking that Holzhauer, like Ben Richards in The Running Man, is doing too well, so they’re going to have bring the old champion out of retirement to try to beat him, and in this scenario Ken Jennings is Jesse “The Body” Ventura as Captain Freedom.

Uh... already there, buddy.

“You merely merely adopted The Gold Coast. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see Bondi Beach till I was a man!”

RON HOWARD VOICE:
It won’t.

This is some serial killer shit

yes

yes.

Queen Tsubasa, now and forever.

Saw the headline. Thought “so Tsubasa’s gonna be number one, right?” Clicked and confirmed all was right with the world. 

Oh for God’s sake. Put that stupid float away and get a job.                  —Bob’s mom