Catholics should be used to consuming the same bullshit year after year. Why would Notre Dame Football be any different?

Bill Hicks’ ghost would like to have a word with you.

The Man in Black never says that was the first horrible thing he did. He says it was his test—to kill Maeve and her daughter—to see if he felt anything. Presumably, that was after his wife committed suicide because of him. His daughter said every day with him was sheer terror. The Man in Black does say that he sees…

While I did predict the Bernard is a host theory, I don’t think that was evident from the first time he was on the screen. However, virtually everyone has been connecting the dots on the William is the Man in Black theory since the second episode when Jimmi Simpson appeared. I think it’s entirely too convenient, and…

Haven’t they shown that town being dug up in the present time? I believe they have at least discussed that’s what is being done, which would not jive with what William and Dolores find. Sorry, but I think it’s crazy to ignore that we’re dealing with multiple timelines—not even just two. This has happened before and…

I still think the show is intentionally misleading the audience into believing the clues are for William to be the Man in Black. It’s simplistic, straightforward, and makes too much sense. When does anything in Westworld line up like that? I’m not yet moved off my theory that Logan is the Man in Black.

TWO MOTHERFUCKING BAGS OF DORITOS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE, BITCH.

I respectfully disagree. This looks pretty terrible to me. That sense of world-building fails when everything looks so cheap.

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I think Christopher McCandless would like to have a word with you. Dying of starvation in the wilderness seems like a long, brutal way to go.

With the vague way it’s presented, it just seems like an existing character comes across a community they’ve never seen before—like someone else stumbling upon The Kingdom.

In the special, it shows David Blaine trying to learn the secret of a dead magician who turned his stomach into a living aquarium. So David Blaine kept the frogs alive while stored in his stomach and then regurgitated them.

If it makes it to air and sucks, I’ll still support it. I’m a sucker for BIG MAGARY. I don’t know how you adapt that story for a TV series, but best of luck.

The National Anthem is the best time to go for a bathroom break.

Seeing as how you use the word 4 separate times in this review, it feels like you just discovered the word “obsequious” today.

I don’t even care if William is the Man in Black, because the MiB is interesting, and William is a dull milksop. At least Logan’s assholery was interesting.

You didn’t already know that Lawrence was El Lazo? I thought they made that pretty clear well before this episode.

Seattle Mariner.

Counterpoint: Jezebel’s coverage has been truly terrible. They have literally blamed everyone they possibly can except the candidate that failed to persuade the public that her vision of America is better for the country than an old, hollowed out pumpkin festering in the sun too long after Halloween. In terms of a…

Mike Wallace is good again, which is a grave injustice. You don’t get to suck shit in Miami and Minnesota and then magically become a deep threat again once you join the Ravens.