I watched a few documentaries about Whitney and god, being famous is hell. She, like a ton of other famous people, was surrounded by leeches and sycophants. All of those hangers on were using her and she seemed desperate for a real connection and protection. It seemed like Robyn provided that for her and by all…

Agreed. This is how I feel about Diana too every time I see some headline about how she found out about Camilla or some shit. Just let it go. Why cant it just be about Whitneys talent or Dianas charity? 

When are we going to let Whitney rest in peace?

This probably won’t be a popular opinion, but I think it’s in poor taste to out someone in death if they didn’t want to be out in life.

Statistically one of them has to rebel. Where are they? Locked in a basement somewhere with a bible?

And, from his garret in Calabasas, Rob Kardashian pouts in a corner.

Pround cat mom. He is so beautiful and the camera never does him justice. At least centuries of Egyptian art have captured that beauty though.

I got as far as “Emma Watson turning 30" and got too distracted by my joints creaking to read any farther.

“Self-partnered” stinks of Trying Too Hard. I don’t see anything wrong with “single” as a descriptor. The question is always a variation of “Are you coupled?” so the answer will necessarily be couple-centric. Single is simple and accurate, and I haven’t seen a variation that isn’t twice as much effort to say the exact…

I prefer ‘spinster’, myself.

Man, black cats are the best. I appreciate any opportunity to share my beautiful little gremlin with the world. Heres Dahlia...she doesn’t much care for football but would make a killer table tennis player.

As a Gawker refugee who decamped to Deadspin despite only a passing interest in sports, this content speaks to me. Thank you. 

My mom had a tummy tuck many years ago and they gave her a newish belly button, like they took her original belly button and moved it. I wonder if that’s not always an option?

This is how PR works. A nobody gets attached to a somebody and suddenly the nobody is somebody, in the mean time a whole host of cottage industries benefit. popperrazzi have something to photograph, tabloids have something to write about, and internet commentators have something to point at and laugh, or scratch…

Sorry, being a thicko, obvs, but why does the world need a sneak peak at the diary of some woman most of us have never heard of? Who is Kaitlyn Carter? Why do I need to know she went through this period of experimentation. Girl, we all do, it’s called College, you ain’t special, hun.

I still remember when SlutMachine aka Tracie and Mo showed up to do a talk on stage thing completely drunk and made (at least this is how I’m remembering it) some really taseless remarks about rape. And when Tracie admitted she doesn’t disclose to sexual partners she has herpes and readers were like “dude that’s…

Poor Kaitlynn. She will never understand that no one is as into Miley as Miley is into herself. Cyrus just borrows personas and people depending on what mood she’s in and what will generate the most publicity. Cody Simpson will be giving this same interview a year or maybe even just a few months from now.

Mostly because I don’t live in a vacuum where I get to only think about myself. I’m married, with kids. They don’t want to leave, I can’t force them to move and I can’t just leave them cause I no longer like California. That would make me a pretty awful person. So have to be an adult, suck it up and adjust.

WHYYYY does this website continue to push this ridiculous conspiracy narrative that Spears’ family are the bad guys??

“She was spiraling out of control. She was going through the worst time of her life and needed help.”