Bernie making it personal. I like this.

This year was gruesome, I was gonna say Gigeresque, but in reality more akin to Todd MacFarlane stuff. Giger is much prettier. 

Goodbye everyone. It’s been a hell of a ride. Never made it out of the greys but that’s ok.

This is fucking awesome.

Unclear, and I desperately hope not, but with the shuttering of Splinter a little while ago and the incredibly stupid “stick to sports” mandate And subsequent firings that led to the *entire* Deadspin staff quitting en masse, it seems like it’s a possibility.

Aye. So true for me, too.

Esther, it feels like everything is on borrowed time at this point, so I just wanted to say thanks for all your work here. Jezebel has been “my” corner of the internet for 8 years, and I’m not exaggerating when I say that there were some days when looking forward to reading Jez was the one thing I could bring myself…

I am looking forward to the animated gif of Ivanka performatively dabbing her waterproof mascara with a handkerchief.

I’d be making a worse program, plain and simple. That’s the alternative that matches my budget, so I’m grateful that I don’t have to do that.

I make a podcast that extensively relies on the music of a single musician to foster a particular kind of atmosphere, which really helps my program feel like a slick production. I don’t have any idea who that artist is, except that I quite like his music.

Apparently Moby is one of the people who needs the exposure.
https://mobygratis.com/

Sheesh, how can people watch videos like that “thrift with me”one on this article? There’s a jump cut every second; the volume fluctuates wildly and annoyingly, and her whole fake persona seems to be in wanting to be the most unlikable human being imaginable.

As a creative professional, the people that are chill about their work is being used w/o compensation drives me bananas. It ruins it for everyone, because it makes it soooo much harder to negotiate a fair fee. Stop giving away your shit for free, folks!

This this this. There's trash that needs to go in both parties. Being against sex offenders shouldn't be a partisan issue.

The Right seems to think we are bothered by Bill Clinton being exposed as a pedophile... we aren’t.

Please stop writing about this dude's dick. 

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I clicked on the Page Six item. Chelsea Clinton watched the Beyonce documentary on Netflix, with her husband. She also recently gave birth to her third child. Chelsea wanted her husband to give her a better reaction than Jay-Z did to Beyonce about her weight loss. Chelsea said this in an interview, about a conversation…

Sorry, Suzanne, but a substance intravenously injected into the body to alter hormone levels is literally a drug. The FDA is quite clear on this.

So, what you are talking about is what Jesus taught in the Parable of the Sower, found in all three Synoptic Gospels. The seed, which represents the Gospel is sown into different types of soil. Most soils produce nothing as the seed either dies or springs up quickly without nourishment. But, the seed that falls on…