Plus you gotta figure that zipper would just pop again.

I always thought the pants looked very spandexy which of course was not made yet in the ‘50s time frame.

The pants were vintage at the time of filming and even older now - evidently sewing her into them on the set was easier than replacing a vintage zipper. I’ve been reading about the broken zipper on Sandy’s makeover pants for more than 20 years.

Then hold onto your hat, because you’re about to be fascinated by the revelatory field of psychology and neuroscience known as “attachment theory”.

I have a friend like this too, I have to imagine what got them to be this way was a complicated relationship with their parents, where “complicated” is the nice way of saying “totally f’ed up.”

I have an acquaintance who is lovely and super chill and maintains perspective on everything in life - except romantic relationships with men. She consistently dates *terrible* dudes, and then inevitably goes completely off the wall when they start to distance themselves from her. We are talking dozens of texts and…

The delusion and lack of self-awareness of these people is so infuriating. I assume he thinks all other immigrants are nothing but lazy welfare queens, getting government benefits while sitting around popping out kids. Meanwhile, they’re both criminals and are a drain on the taxpayers and society. We’re the ones who…

Actually, I think “Classified” would be a better one for fun—

THIS

But those kids were brown! So now there are seven fewer brown children who will undoubtedly grow up to be Islamic terrorists!!

That dog is such a cute dog please Trump don’t ruin dogs. I also hate that declassified would be a great name for a dog. 

And as usual, the big orange blabbermouth can’t shut up and freaks out the people who actually know what’s going on.

He is the swamp.

Sigh.

Agree; but, how could they not identify with him?

These two idiots are the prototypical Trump supporters. They are directly negatively affected by Trump’s policies, yet the still support him. Also, you’re right, they really do see themselves as being better than other immigrants. Even though they’re criminals who add nothing of value to society and they cost…

Joe Giudice supporting Trump after having spent time in ICE detention seems a lot like Rep Steve Scalise (R-La) getting shot then affirming his stance against gun control. The mind reels trying to understand these right wingers and Trump fans.

“The Hand” is my favourite this year, I think. The thought of just a floating hand is creepier to me than any beastie in a horror movie for some reason. The crawlspace one is also fucked. It reminds me of one maybe last year or the year before where a girl’s neighbour was watching her through a little cave they’d made…

What on earth is going on with the color of Melanoma’s hands and face not matching? She clearly only applies self-tanner to one spot on the top of her hands. She literally has one job to justify her existence — to apply self-tanner — and she can’t even do that properly.

As Chris Rock said “there are black people who aren’t even born yet who won’t vote for him.”