Exactly. Her poverty comment made me feel pretty damn stabby.

OMG, SAAAAME. I love the act of smoking - everything you just described! there’s something about it! - but I hate the taste and smell and literally everything else. I limit myself to one pack of cloves (the smaller one, I think it’s 12 cigarettes instead of 20) over the course of the summer, and that’s it for the…

Caught glimpses of a Friends episode last night while I was passing through the kitchen (husband likes to watch it when he cooks), and the more I see Courtney Cox from back then, the harder it is to look at how thin she was (still is, I assume, I just haven’t seen her lately). She was noticeably smaller than Jen,…

Amen. Also, I have a feeling the crap she does eat in her 8-hour window bears zero resemblance to what I might find myself eating in that same window. In other words, she’s rich, she exercises tons, and probably eats incredibly healthy meals. All stuff we can do between the hours of 7 a.m. and midnight should we care…

Loving the brows. As BusPassTrollop said up above, it’s very 90’s. The dress, the hair, the necklace, the shoes, it’s all super model 90’s. I kinda want to know what drink she’s holding...

...shes one of the most tone deaf artists out there. Just jumps on any and every cultural trend/thing she can hijack. Why is she saying this dumb archaic shit like every lesbian is just a scorned woman

Whew...Liam REALLY dodged a bullet. Well, insofar as his marriage to Miley lasted only 5 minutes...

This happened 20+ years ago and while it’s perhaps more of an intuition story than a ghost story, it still gives me the chills to think about it.

I like ole henriksen C Serum also, it is pretty scented though (smells orangy) for anyone allergic to fragrance.

I’m absolutely a skincare hoe and was curious about the brand at first, but the second I saw a ton of influences hawking it, I became kind of skeptical, tbh.

I used SR for a while, but found Farmacy’s Honeymoon Glow less expensive and better, and PTR has a great Vitamin C moisturizer that I use instead of SR’s.

Relationships with war criminals and murderous tyrants will really age a girl. This is Eva-Braun-at-33 kind of 33.

It hurts so much to look at her. I watched the Parent Trap (her version) and Freaky Friday with my 10 year old niece recently, and man, such a waste of talent. 

That’s the kind of 33-year-old that (allegedly) dates an evil prince who’s already married with four kids, and here’s the kicker, is an actual murderer.

I was about to say, no wonder Leslie Knope loves waffles so much...

This is exactly like.at my company and its ridiculous.  And while there is a ton we women have to suffer in silence (because we need a paycheck), I HATE the women who give gratuitous praise for such bullshit.  No one has to give such praise for a training seminar..especially this one.  Those women hurt the cause…

Of course they rated the training highly. The company knew who was in that training and I bet those surveys weren’t anonymous.

I remember this episode of Ally McBeal from nearly 20 years ago. It's real life, you say?

Once again Miley misunderstands some really basic concepts.

For all the shade and snark in this Dirt Bag, the one you DON’T make fun of is Miley Cyrus?