Minamimoto was in the first game, buddy!

Am I the only one who just... puts sauce on the pasta in the bowl? If “pasta and sauce” is the meal I’m usually not looking for something that’s going to create all that much fuss, or more dishes to do.

Even after getting my own vaccine, I’ve been staying away from things like eating outside the home, getting hair/nails done, etc., out of concern for the employees who have to do this kind of work up close to people. When am I in the clear to do this kind of thing again?

Yeah, I didn’t “forget” to be excited about most of these...

A lot of “essential” work is also less essential than companies would have you believe.

I’m sure you think that was an awesome burn, so, ouch, I’m so hurt.

https://lmgtfy.app/?q=what+is+a+joke

How does one spend $1500 on Steam? That’s enough to buy like every game on there.

Seems like a smart kid!

V O I D C A R

So any of those employers who value liberal arts degrees so highly wanna hire me?

Do you think if I show this to my boss, they’ll stop making all of us come into the office?

This is why we don’t have child actors as policymakers.

pretty sus amirite

OK but there’s a good reason why people still aren’t comfortable with air travel... No reputable source has said, “It’s pretty safe to do this, go on ahead, even for non-essential purposes”, right? Did I miss something?

Garbage bags. Having a garbage bag rip open while you’re taking out the trash is a special kind of hell.

Yeah, I could be wrong on this but I’m -pretty- sure the troops are adults who are paid above minimum wage and can procure their own candy when they want it. Not sure the local 6 year old really has an appreciable impact to make here.

This... is actually my mother’s signature drink.

Folks who have done this - would you do it willingly? The pandemic has basically ended everything I like about city life, and the $0 rent that my parents would offer 30-40 minutes away is looking awfully tempting.

Amidst a whole night of “Biden is just like you” ads, I was WAITING for “Biden really liked the dialogue in Kingdom Hearts (2002)“ and, hey, I got it.