Mario Tennis on Gameboy Color had a story mode that was a tennis RPG... it was actually quite good.

If you, like me, are NOT into the “click a listicle that just tells you to watch a video” premise, the list is:

I mean, there is something to the idea that when a male boss treats his employees terribly, it’s not usually considered newsworthy. That doesn’t make the “girlboss does whatever she wants and it’s Feminist” idea correct. But I do think there is... not exactly parity in the way we discuss these things.

Wouldn’t shredded mozzarella be better than shredded cheddar?  

Are kids these days getting “mental health support” in schools? In my day it was mostly trauma!

Good in theory, but any perishable item that I buy will 100% go bad unless I have a specific plan for what I’m going to do with it and when.

I don’t think I ever order pizza that’s nice enough to merit all this care and attention. We must be leading different lives, Claire.

If you haven’t used it before: it hurts, a lot, on an open cut.

Your Laotian guy’s donuts are almost guaranteed better than Dunkin, you’re not really missing out.

It’s still her money to lose. Saving is not the same as being poor. “Money but with a huge tax penalty” is typically more than “no money” but hey, I’m not an economist.

Frankly, having $10,000 just sitting in an account somewhere is inconceivable to me. Count your blessings, investor class.

Come and visit (but don’t go to Pat’s or Geno’s). You’ll enjoy it and -probably- survive.

OK but how do I join W.I.T.C.H

70 fics is really nothing, tbh.

I’m also annoyed by the “app” updates, where if I hit Hulu it’s like “nope, no TV until UPDATE”. Even if it’s just a couple minutes, it’s so irritating...

I dunno, when I was a sweaty video games teen in high school, “hang out at Gamestop” was exactly the thing I wanted to do. Wouldn’t have meant I spent any more money there, though...

It’s like... self-aware? Are these ironic?

I quit soda - it just wasn’t worth it to me.

Cool, where do you go to make friends that just give you entire game consoles as gifts? Because damn.

I mean, who DOESN’T occasionally forget they built an ice dungeon in their basement?