I was not meant to have this knowledge; fear and woe unto those who cross my path now that I do.

I’m fundamentally not interested in White Men Committing Crime as a genre. I can just watch the news for that!

If he didn’t want to wear a pink suit, couldn’t he have... not done that? Did his stylist somehow force him? Doesn’t he have enough money and power not to be in that situation?

Uh, no, I’m not watching BoJack Horseman at a party. I’ll take those psychological truthbombs in private where no one can see me cry, thanks.

I hate thank-you notes. I hate writing them and I hate getting them. The only emotion they invoke is obligation (to send a thank-you note for the thank-you note). Don’t perpetuate this outdated system for yet another generation.

Yeah, this is fine. If you’re a lesbian, it’s maybe even a Look.

The pull-through is my only pleasure in life.

The implication of the existence of someone who *wants* to watch Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides is deeply troubling to me.

I’m gonna finish the three (3) games I’ve bought since 2017 and not just play old ones over and over again?

It’s true and you should say it. This movie was Good and every song on that soundtrack was a banger.

Considering the regular jankiness of their mobile app, this should really come as a surprise to no one.

Lettuce is gross and pointless anyway. I will not be taking further questions.

That vote was determined by just 69 voters.

I’ll report back in a couple months.

Around me, I’ve noticed that you actually can’t buy canned cranberry sauce outside the regular cranberry-eating holidays! They take it off the shelves!

There’s three years that pass in the time span of the narrative before MR works up the nerve to say anything to the woman, Isagel, she’s been exchanging sideways glances with from the moment she set foot on board the Aniara.

I dunno, I have had friends who REGULARLY came to me with their problems who were almost never equipped to deal with mine. Relationships like that do start to feel like a job. It’s useful to be able to talk about it in a way that addresses it as an actual problem.

Hot take, but

I’ve actually always wondered about this...

“Party with the Fizzy Communist” is going to be in the subject line of every invitation I ever send out for the rest of my life now.