Yeah, if I had a job I could do literally *anywhere on Earth*, I WOULD need a pretty good deal to pick Oklahoma.

Just remember, you don’t have to try and be impressive or cool. It’s D&D. NO ONE in that room is impressive or cool.*

we don’t talk about that here

Yeah, everyone who’s taken a liberal arts school film class has heard the same opinion repeated ad nauseam from “Sensitive Artiste” brand straight boys who think they’re deep. Funny how the movies they defend as “real art” always seem to cater to the same crowd... just... what a mind-boggling coincidence...

I tried one of those amateur bowling leagues and got put on a team with a bunch of people I didn’t know well, and it was still WEIRDLY competitive.

I hope they paid him extra to stay late.

Congratulations on the only non-bootlicking comment so far.

Yup! It’s extremely sad and EXTREMELY commonplace. If you don’t Hate your job with a capital H, take this moment to count your blessings.

Yeah, I stopped buying from them when they got bought out in 2017. Kind of wish there was better news, because I like the stuff I got from them.

“Wow, thank you, it was so nice of you to think of me!” will do well enough in most situations. Just shift the focus to the effort they put in/how they went out of their way for you/etc..

I assure you, for MANY positions where they ask this question at interviews, that person does not exist. They ask this question at interviews to be a fast food cashier.

This is the most irritating question. “I want to work here because I need to receive a paycheck in order to not be homeless” should be more than enough.

I can’t say I’ve ever been in a situation where I need emergency shoelaces...

There is NO advice on punctuation that I would take from the guy who wrote The Road and expected people to READ it.

If the leaves are in the shape of a long string, there’s a problem. They may be friendly to a cat but a cat will NOT be friendly to them.

The phone number of whoever has your spare keys, for sure.

Sounds like you respected the hell out of them.

Didn’t they do that* as a prank in The Parent Trap?

Diane Nguyen (Alison Brie) is still working her meritless blogging job...

Boycott has become most people’s de facto form of protest in this country, and that, in itself, only reinforces the capitalist system.