Cause a writer on Kotaku felt like writing about it and thought people might be interested in her comparison to an ARG You might as well ask why Fahey’s reviews of the newest flavor or hohos are on Kotaku

Soccré Bleu!

I really hope she beefs with Beyoncé at some point so Twitter is nothing but venomous bees and snakes. Like Australia.

I can’t tell if this is sarcasm or not, but I think it must be. Nintendo can be known for both bad business decisions AND great consoles/games.

Don’t be silly. I’m definitely a fan of the switch. I bought 2 (one of them got stolen - long story), but there’s no denying that Nintendo has a history of out-of-touch decision making. There’s a reason people say “because Nintendo” when describing the weird decisions they make (the name “Wii U”, Nintendo’s online on…

Do you remember the old Febreeze commercials? Like they left piles of garbage in a car, febreezed it, and everyone climbed in blindfolded and claimed it smelled really nice and fresh?

The point is you shouldn’t have to.

Who said we don’t like the idea??

It’s actually seeing the highest numbers in attendance, merchandise sales and tv viewership in league history.

Jason: “Look, it’s absolutely ridiculous. People think that because I talk about, nay, think about a game, that’s enough to delay or cancel it. Clearly that’s impossible.”

The reality is your comment makes you “that guy” :/

Back in the day my parents would just call every console a Nintendo anyways.

It’s a legitimate question. I can’t speak for anyone else on the staff, but I’m generally against pre-ordering games because A) games are rarely hard to find anyway, and B) games have a good chance of shipping broken. I will personally pre-order hardware because oftentimes you’ll have a hard time getting it if you…

Gotta admit, I didn’t anticipate “double-down on being an entitled shithead” as a response.

sipping on hatorade.

Sigh.

...Will Smith spent about 18 years showing that he’s got a hell of a lot of talent, then figured he could relax and just take whatever jobs he wanted. Dude’s got his life down pat, and I respect the absolute shit out of him for that.

He probably should have gotten de call, but that’s no excuse for throwing de ball at de referee.