Spend $360 on Mask you can’t wear.

What a beautiful piece to have staring at you while you sleep.

Mom: Okay Derrick, make sure you’re washed up before dinner.

if risk has not ruined a friendship your not playing it right.

If I had to pick right now? Bunny Slipper, Sliced Bread, TV, and T-Rex.

In other Dirt Bag-y news - as a believer in a balanced universe, the entirety of creation owes it to us to make this happen:

You did but it’s okay. Here’s some good news to make up for it:

That was pretty good, but I’m probably Bias.

Sure, Harper’s Spud Webb impression was impressive, but Johnson’s Hank Gathers one was even better.

More time to work on that personality.

Great, now I have a wider choice of comments to not care about.

“Wow, this game doesn’t particularly interest me. Better go let everyone know!”

Damn, 2016 got him too?

Negroes Better Ackrite

For Christmas, I got a wide and varied assortment of presents that ranged from books on game writing/design to merchandise from various IPs including Fallout, The Elder Scrolls, Portal and Team Fortress 2.

Elves.

Wait, what was that that one towards the end?

Still looks like it’s about to scream, sprout spider legs and bite your face off.

Everyone that’s commenting “Don’t make those shoes.” I wonder if they know how weird and wacky shoe design has gotten.

These are really great, and Adidas makes some really bizarre looking shoes like the tubulars and their recurring line of boosts, these would honestly fit right in with what most people wear…