You’ve hit on a personal grinding axe of mine. Geography snobbery is something that goes unquestioned in pursuit of punchlines, I’m ready for some pushback on that. I live in South Minneapolis and I get people who grew up in the burbs or outside of the metro and have never been outside of MN for any length of time…

No, he’s onto something here. 100% of all deer subjected to paparazzi treatment have ended up dead. Coincidence?

THE SOUL STILL BURNS!

to show the folly of man.

Phil Jackson does not pay Carmelo Anthony’s salary. If anything, it’d be more accurate to say Carmelo Anthony pays Phil Jackson’s.

if the tall brother lands a clean uppercut it will literally send him trough the roof and deep into space so i agree

I live off a very steep hill in Seattle, at one area it is a 19% grade. A couple of years ago during a snow “storm” my boyfriend and I were walking down to the grocery store when we realized that a car was trying to drive up the hill. As we got close we noticed that the girl driver (I am girl, but this shit was just…

Yeah, I was gonna say, shouldn’t that salt sprayer be in the front? ‘Cause that plow ain’t doing jack shit.

Nice try, Rick.

Damn, he sonned all of those dudes...

So can dying of dehydration.

So can dying of dehydration.

I’m so happy the East Atlanta Santa is a free man. The world is a better place because of it.

Can’t wait for the first 2000+cp Dragonite or Snorlax to turn into a Ditto

Theeeeere it is

I understand. Im happy my family didn’t give up on me. I didn’t hurt anyone or break laws.

I’ll buy it at a high price!

They tried to recreate the water temple from Ocarina of Time, but 75 of the testers lost their lives, their boots forever unchanged. #rip