You’re probably a good person - one of the biggest roadblocks to becoming rich.

Oh, sorry, I didn’t realize you were an asshole.

Okay, maybe this is the hole in your point (and the AP’s fact-checking) that will change your mind about the tweet. They said “it takes two to tango” - I think this expression implies a coordinated effort of sorts - a consensual one at least. It’s why only a human monster would use the expression with say, a rapist…

You forgot one: Someone on CNN will say he finally sounded PRESEDENTIAL.

“In the end, it [was] all about winning.”

Struggling to come up with a response to this that doesn’t sound condescending or “I told you so” but I’m just genuinely proud of a fellow human being able to see things from another perspective and realize they may not have done the best thing. Good for you and I’m sorry I spoke to you the way I did.

idiggory makes it perfectly clear why his comment was uncalled for and fucking creepy in and of itself. Fuck off.

That’s great that you stepped in there to be wrong too, “Kilted Savage”. Sounds like a fucking incel name to me.

Dude, you’re being a fucking creep. A woman expresses that she would react violently to someone who kissed/touched her without consent, and you gotta creep on in there and let her know that you get your rocks off to that shit. I’m not going to begrudge anyone a victimless kink, but her comment didn’t warrant your…

Aww, your penis just discovered AOC is actually kinda hot (it’s ok - mine just did too) and now it’s driving you nuts. Just embrace it, dude.

You...lol...expect...lol...BETTER...LOL...from our...lol...ELECTED OFFICIALS? Not one of those motherfuckers is any better than you or me, pal, and most are far, far worse. Where have you been the past couple hundred years?

Yeah that’s pretty much what I was going for. I know when I’ve lost an Internet Comment Section Battle, dammit!

Okay, but what are your priorities, man? Like is “smaller government” more important to you than ending socioeconomic and ethnic subjugation? Or a Green New Deal? If so, then, well, you’re a Republican asshole. If not, then you’re a decent person who should no longer identify as a Republican. You refer to your “side”…

Whenever I hear an argument like that, I always point out how many misogynists are married to women.

Well, what’s the matter with you guys? I guess maybe it’s slightly more oppressive in the US, but it just never comes up in my Canadian circles.

*makes annoyed Napoleon Dynamite noise*

I should add, I’m perfectly happy to shut up about religion if religious people do. Otherwise, it’s like asking me not to sit quiet while people are saying the Earth is flat or the Moon is made of cheese.

You don’t have a case. You made an annoying false equivalency and I’m letting you know how annoying and wrong you are. I get the feeling that your nonsense about us being insufferable in a group stems from you being a goddamn religion apologist which then forces the group to talk about how fucking stupid religion is.

What the fuck are you on about? This is the first I’ve ever heard of a self-loathing atheist/agnostic. It’s only the large number of idiots talking about Jesus and influencing public policy that we atheist/agnostics even have to talk about it at all.  Get a bunch of us together and...religion never even comes up.

But it’s not REALLY okay because it’s ACTUALLY fucking stupid as hell to believe any of that shit and I feel a little embarrassed every time I hear it. We have to start giving politicians permission to not pretend to believe this nonsense.