Man, I know they say “Location, Location, Location” but I just can’t imagine any scenario where I’m in the financial position to buy a million-dollar home and I use it to get a fucking 700 sq-ft one-bedroom studio apartment. Who the fuck is doing this?

Holy shit - hilarious article AND a satisfying-as-hell video? It’s too early in the year for you to be peaking like this!

That’s why when someone is blocking a charge station with their truck, you just walk right up to the window and shoot them in the face immediately. No fuss, no muss, and the world is a better place.

I saw you post a reply above about never showing weakness. I know you’re not a political candidate, but I assume that you would prefer not to show weakness yourself, and the way you talk to people around here screams “weak”. Like, piss-dribbling dog weak.

Unstable lunatic - total moron - pathological liar - criminal - we all know these things about Trump, but he is STILL running your country and STILL allowed to make decisions that affect the whole world. Get your fucking shit together, guys, this is ridiculous.

Sounds like Kolfage took a few slugs to the dome, too. Too bad he’s using his one remaining limb to jerk off about The Wall.

The long and winding...Witch Hunt? I dareth to think that Mr. Trump is mixing his metaphors!

Yeah, I’m guessing “sloppy” is one of the nicer adjectives for this dimwit.

I found her more credible than Kavanaugh, who took something as potentially innocuous (if mildly embarrassing) as high school jokes about getting drunk (“skis”) and laid (“Devil’s Triangle” and “boofing”) and turned it into fucking perjury. He straight-up lied to the Committee and the American Public with no concern…

Oh, man, this comment (re Kavanaugh) is disappointing. I was actually finding your comments somewhat compelling - I wasn’t necessarily agreeing with you but I was giving you a lot more credit than the others replying to you. I think there are a LOT of issues with Democracy and I’m not so sure about everyone…

It’s insane that politicians are allowed to invest at all. It’s insane that public SERVANTS are all so fucking rich. It’s...it’s just all insane at this point, isn’t it?

Trying any CHILD as an ADULT is...sorry, what’s the word for the completely irrational act of treating something as if it were something it’s not? I’m going to drink this desert sand like it’s wet. I’m going to read this strawberry jam like it’s a book. And the attempted (and failed, by any reasonable assessment)…

You were a kid in the 90s NOT buying Calvin & Hobbes or Foxtrot compendiums? Da fuck is wrong wit you?

I think an effort should be made to calculate a reasonable $ value of an American citizen’s vote. Given how important you all claim “Democracy” is to you, I would suggest it be relatively high - at least in the $10,000-100,000 range. That way you’ve got a dollar value you can sue for when your vote is stolen, and a…

I like Ricky from The Trailer Park Boy’s metaphor better: “It’s like getting two birds stoned at once.”

I liked it!

Aside from the obvious, there should be no greater crime for an elected official to commit than voter suppression/election fraud. I’m talking lifetime imprisonment.

“Hell, if we’d had that attitude when we started the country we’d have never started the country. Jefferson wanted to declare the abolition of slavery in the Declaration of Independence. If he hadn’t been swayed to drop it and leave that fight for another day, the south wouldn’t have voted to pass it and we’d still…

Hate to get conspiratorial here but I feel like Wal-Mart is going to get FAR more than $29,000 worth of media buzz over this...

To be fair (to these fucking idiots) it is pretty standard practice for a lawyer (or in my case, paralegal) to act as a director/officer/member/shareholder during the formation and organization of a company (or whatever type of legal entity it is) and then immediately resign. It makes the paperwork a lot easier.