yeah it’s just a bunch of fake moves, and then the Stunner, which is real. i don’t get it either

Maybe if Rovell didn’t spend all his waking hours hunched over his phone, he wouldn’t have the posture and general physique of a man who has very recently been cryogenically unfrozen.

Can’t stop watching this for some reason.

That’s super messed up. Like big time.

Side note: what are the odds it was a decoy body?

You might have the largest disconnect between user name and actual comments in Deadspin history.

They can do whatever they want, and we can call them out for being assholes whenever we want. America is great!

I’m intrigued by 12 Inch Black Destruction 3, but if I didn’t see the originals, will I be totally lost?

I don’t even want to know what Papa John is doing to his bowel. Oh, and then there’s the pizza.

How do we know it wasn’t the Skechers Shape-Ups?

As a American who loves to play and and watch rugby, and who loves deadspin, I am always happy to see rugby highlights on deadspin. Especially seeing former teammates and opponents during the RWC. But this is shit Timmy. Absolute shit. You are doing the sport a disservice.

I took your word for it. I watched the video. It cost me nothing. I still want my money back.

I’d still rather be in the stall with her when she unleashes that unholy fury than eat that fucking bologna cake that Tom and Samer made.

By promoting this comment, I’m giving Poopnachos more views, thereby validating him in his own mind

Guys, this is a reenactment of the MSU-OSU game.

This makes me so sad I’m going to eat 20 Whoppers Junior to drown my sorrow.

Southern Chesterfield in Darbyshire, England.

You guys are really in a führer over this.

I’m sure “getting the jack out while closed in a trunk” is a specific fetish catered to by many websites.

Eh, we had a nice run. It always felt like we were playing with house money.

This is good, but what I could really use is some tips from a former Navy SEAL on how to lock my three kids in the trunk.