Good answer. Just sucks living in Kentucky man. My conscience was clear and my hands clean until you saddled me with this guilt.

I’ve never called an elected representative in my life. I just did. I expected to have to leave a voicemail, but someone picked up on the first ring! This caught me off guard, so I stammered my way through what I wanted to say about the last couple of weeks, especially this weekend. Who knows if the congressperson I…

I’m not sure how to feel, yet, but one discomfiting thought that keeps coming back is how it feels kind of similar to how right leaning outlets would bring up pizzagate with a sorta “we just don’t know!” hands in the air routine.

Actually we have battery shaped molds now for your poo.

I always wonder, since people don’t really buy batteries anymore (now that everything has rechargeable batteries) do stores in Philly just stock batteries for the purpose of hucking?

“Help me!”

Bear Who Was Covered In Shit And Pissed.

Maybe it will be good for Penn State to get a sense of how it feels to have its case ignored.

Remember when Trump mocked the reporter with a disability and everyone got up in arms?

=\ I hope my sledgehammer is good enough versus the trump zombies

It’s a disaster, folks!

Speak for yourself

But they said they were honoring the American Indians by wearing red-face, buck teeth, and going “Woo-woo” all the time.

Since most teams are owned by out-of-touch white billionaire assholes, I’m going to go ahead and not feel bad about this. They want to waste their money talking about Benghazi like anyone outside the GOP base gives a fuck, be my guest!

so, “is a cubs fan”

I think we can rule out Derrick as a suspect if you just review his shooting percentage

A friend of mine who is a Cubs fan texted me last night saying that was one of the best postseason series he’s ever seen. I know Cubs fans haven’t watched much postseason baseball recently, but c’mon. Settle down.

Emotions in general are disgusting. Screw all these people and their stupider feelings

But not this year!