And that is mitigated by the nickname... Jimmy “Leg Breaker” or Frankie “Meat Cleaver.”

My takeaway: Grown men should not call themselves “Billy” — or “Bobby,” “Jimmy,” “Joey,” Petee,” “Ricky,” “Johnny” etc. — unless they are associated with the Monkees, the Ramones or professional baseball.

He won’t cover their funerals. He won’t feel sorry for them.

Best putt by an American at the Ryder Cup in 20 years

The right kind of pussy can just break a man.

This reoccurring feature is a goddamn cup of fucking sunshine. Thank you.

+1 for anti Cards sentiments.

Too bad M.L.K wasn’t a QB

Those kids weren’t really valuable anyway. Its not like they could throw the ball fifty yards or anything.

It’s ironic that the building with Joe Paterno’s name on it, is a building where people aren’t supposed to talk and everyone is quiet.

Maybe it’s because Baylor is morally bankrupt.

Utes today....

Man, that’s a good way to get yourself Siouxed.

Thank God they’re water-resistant what with the melting icecaps and rising sea levels.

More cupholders.

Loch Mess

...not the dugout wall now is it?

Papelbon’s gonna be in so much trouble when Trump’s “Speak English” program kicks in.

Proceed then!

ah, someone else who got the small-town really-goddamn-conservative 7th grade history take on it

mine also told me that the reason Rome fell was that they just became so gosh-dang immoral that they sort of collapsed overnight, also what’s Byzantines precious.