Holy shit, that douchiness is off the charts! That’s the biggest fucking d0uchebag I’ve ever seen caught on camera.

Where have all the civic-minded youth gone? MLB has done its part, handing the Red Bitches 76 losses. It’s time for the fans to issue a collective curse on the St. Louis Choads.

I disagree with everything you’ve said.

I want to not hate the Cardinals. I know it would make me a better person. I would have to make me a better person.

Outfield in Wrigley is the real wild card

I would dismiss this completely if it weren’t for the 6 exclamation points placed with lazer-like precision!

Sorry .... here’s a view of the world.

Those are some sweet-ass fucking squaws

This was mind blowing .. until all those assholes got out of a van and started talking. Freds.

That better be a major fucking upgrade to wireless buds. Anyone here listened to those? It’s like being in the lower level at West 4th with a soft talker. Because they didn’t say anything about the tech, presuming Apple is shoving it up your ass, like all other ‘innovations” in the past decade. Jesus fuck, Jobs was an…

Thanks tech blogger! I agree with everything you’ve said ... even the condescending bits.

“He kisses her on the strikes and she kisses him on the balls” Harry Caray 1914-1998.

baseball > football

My first day, upon meeting my super-square roommate, I established the ‘sock on the door’ rule, that no one enters the room (him presumably), while a roomie was scoring. Turns out, this guy was a dork sex god. I spent the entire semester on the commons couch and I did it to myself. Literally.

Dat aaaassssssssss.

Exactly.

Listen to Dan Carlin’s podcasts (Hardcore History) if you have not. Its total binge listening.

This is a period that needs a serious revamp/refresh by historians, so thank you. Not only this period, but the narrative. Barbara Tuchman and Robert Caro carried out the last revolutionary reboot for historians decades ago and we are so overdue for another. That it’s coming in podcast form is fantastic. You look at…

Don’t throw shade at Luc Longley mother fucker. Answer to Jordan’s prayers.