Lots of hateful shit in the comments here, but I guess that base level of misogyny is to be expected around these parts.

Santos reminds me of that riddle about the island where natives always lie and visitors always tell the truth. You can reliably discern the truth just by assuming it's the opposite of whatever he says.

Right? Most of us have to work in the morning.

Not just lazy, but overentitled. I’m with shakira...if my husband brought some slapper to my house and she ate anything of mine, I'd rip her throat out! 

I think it’s the thrill, arrogance, and convenience.

Say what you want about sitting on the tallest chair in the room or whatever, but this is a true power move. You will be on time at the buttcrack of dawn or you will disappoint Auntie Dionne. You do not disappoint Auntie Dionne.

You don't get botulism from undercooked meat. Salmonella or E. coli, maybe.

I’d pay to see everyone’s faces when she told them to call her a bitch to her face.  The confusion and fear must’ve been real.  

I am shocked, SHOCKED, that Tory’s dad has an uncontrollable, unreasonable temper and can’t moderate his emotions in any capacity. Apple trees make apples.

I didn’t know how bad I wanted a 50 Cent/Ja Rule Christmas album until right this minute.

I suppose he’s got a point. Take Queen Latifa, not only did she literally put the “I” in U.N.I.T.Y., but used it to win a Grammy for Best Rap Solo Performance in 1995. Then she literally started stealing singers voices, and now she’s like running around New York beating and shooting people.

Posting articles calling out transphobia while allowing transphobia to go unchecked in your comments section is hypocrisy at its finest... And by finest, I mean worst.

I kinda like the idea of the brand Tampax getting kinda mean spirited every month.

It is indeed my kink.

A perfect example of trickle down economics.

The important thing to note is (according to this article) the only allegation they bother denying is the racial one... not the climbing out windows or the being refused the use of the maintenance restroom or the UTI... just the part they can deny based on what they claim was in the head of Bezos, et al. when they…

It’s a privilege to pee.

It would be perfect were it Matthew Perry.

*i understood that reference gif*

I still enjoy this film despite its problematic views on relationships, not-so-subtle allusions to Mormon values, bad makeup, bad wigs, and wonky editing.