Sounds like the quality of Dunkin’s rewards program now aligns more closely with that of their coffee.

I’d make a joke about them being sat at the kids’ table, but legally I don’t think Andy is allowed at the kids’ table.

I like how Jezebel poses a question to the masses that really should be posed to itself. Having published more than a dozen recent articles about Wilde and Don’t Worry Darling, does Jezebel really care about David O. Russell’s abusive conduct? . . . Or is Jezebel just squeezing yet another post from the desiccated…

We’re here for snark - not self reflection. How dare you!

That was my first thought.

Sumner is also a suburb of Tacoma, WA.  I’ve never heard it as a name before...weird.

I would also be very pissed off if I had to wear pantyhose.

Fearless forecast: Kate and Wills will never divorce. She is all in for this thing and thus the perfect person to carry on the image of the monarchy. Moreover, I think Charles and Camilla will be wildly unpopular to the point it will lead him to an early grave, leaving Kate to claim her crown earlier than expected.…

Oh, maybe I do like Florence Pugh?

Would the Washington Post ever kindly profile someone who longs to be a slaveowner? (I met one. They exist.)

Tesla People mixing with Bolt People sounds like one awkward dinner party.

Wild to me that Clarkson’s ex and Reba McEntire’s ex are father and son who are receiving spousal support following these respective divorces.

Canyonero!!!!!

The world cannot end soon enough.

Didn’t know they invited Dog the Bounty Hunter to their wedding.

Ally?
Did you seriously call this pretentious comedian who moved away from everyone and blocks affordable housing for black families, an ally?
Who the hell are you? The guy Dave tips to count his money?

Yeah, Pete Davidson isn’t conventionally a “hot guy”, but I strongly suspect he’s good company, funny, and low-stress. Cruz can’t fathom a good personality being a factor because he has the personality of a bog leech in cold oil and assumes that hot girls rejected him solely because of his looks.

Yeah, I got a call from my father that said “Well, your sister asked me and now she knows, so I guess I have to tell the rest of you.”