Those two are in an Domme/Sub relationship (and damn, good for them) or I will eat a pair of those pants.

Emma Stone has won that category for the last five years in a row so...

She has recent-ish publications in Vulture and a few other places, so it looks like she’s doing well, but probably not coming back here?? Which is a bummer.

What I never understand about wealthy men who cheat is why they do it in their own home. Like a regular person making $50k a year, I get it. You don’t have any other options. But guys like these could just have a nice apartment rented somewhere else all the time to bring mistresses to, and they just consciously choose…

There are rumors going around ( and who knows how much or exactly what is true) that Liam was cheating on her, and that the excuse he was using for being out was that he was going to the gym. That’s why she’s working out in this house in this video. Again, who knows if that’s true or not, but if it is, we all owe…

So you’re cool with giving your money to terrible people because they’re mildly entertaining and keep you from being bored? Let’s pretend for a second that instead of being the most public face of an organization that is responsible for sexual, financial, and physical abuse, that Tom Cruise just straight up ate…

All 12 of those kids are going to have the wildest social media accounts in 15 years.

I love that she got a bunch of young rappers who probably never got up before 12pm, to be at her house before 7. The absolute power of this woman is amazing.

I’ve already pre-ordered it.

Ah, yes. Male rappers are so great at sharing the spotlight. Tupac and Biggie? Best of friends. Nas and Jay-Z? Homies for life. 50 Cent and Ja Rule? Hear they’re doing a Christmas album together.

I clicked on the linked Marot Robbie article from 2016, and holy shit do I miss old Jezebel. I miss Bobby Finger, and the other Bobby, and Jia Tolentino, and Tracey Egan Morrisey, and all the other writers who wrote articles that weren’t snarky just to be snarky. And the engagement. Remember when the writers used to…

I love this. I have been gleefully watching the FTX fallout, and I love adding the Tom/Giselle break up to the narrative. My head cannon is now going to also include that Giselle didn’t want to do the FTX sponsorship, but Tom talked her into it and maybe invested more than she wanted to into the venture. If they got…

Whether Grey or White, Gandalf has more of a bell sleeve. I’m thinking more like these bad boys.

Especially a middle of the day wedding that looks like it was at least partly outside? It’s not like when when us normies get invited to a 7pm, “cocktail attire” wedding and we pick between the three, black, cocktail dresses we already own to wear to the event. Maybe Kimberly couldn’t afford a new dress and had to…

I think it’s probably a medieval style hanging sleeve, that has a slit from the hem up to the elbow that lets her lower arms be exposed and the sleeve to hang straight down when her arms are at a 90 degree angle. With her arms down though, she looks like a little kid playing dress up with her mom’s clothes.

Eggcellent. 

It’s a privilege to pee.

Heyooooooooooooooooooooo.

“I just think it’s beneath all of us. It’s beneath you. It’s certainly beneath your publication.” is giving me real “So you agree. You think you’re really pretty” vibes, just proving that Corden is nothing but a mean girl. 

I agree with everything you said (well, outside of being a Pat’s fan). I actually wonder if they’re divorcing because he went back to play, or if he went back to play because they’re divorcing so he was like fuck it.