At least she has a husband...

I completely forgot about this video until just now. It was so good.

“I’ve been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.”

No, I’m definitely with you. Maybe he’s just not my type at all, but I have always thought he looks like a rat faced douche bag with a Fantastic Sams haircut, and I really don’t understand the appeal (outside of the fame and $$$$, if you’re into that sort of thing).

Excuse me, my cat is a very smooth ladies man, and had he been consulted these sexts would have been 1000x more eloquent. Charcoal is insulted, and awaits your apology.

A really shitty suburb of Tacoma. I swear people from outside Washington State think it’s so liberal here, and I always have to convince them that you can drive 45 minutes in any direction from Seattle and you might as well be in Alabama. Naked girl outlines on mud flaps, and thin, blue, line, flag decals everywhere.

Listen, I have no problem believing that Adam Levine is another man in a long line of men who cheat on their super hot, supermodel wives, but aren’t screenshots of DMs like super easy to fake? Why the ever loving fuck would he want to name his child after his mistress, and why the fuck would he ask permission to do…

I can’t wait until this man dies of scurvy. 

Doesn’t Martha’s Vineyard have a massive labor shortage issue? Sounds like DeSantis accidentally did them a favor by getting them out of the hell hole that is Florida, and into a market with jobs available. 

Jesus Tom, your wife’s net worth is double yours. Just sit back and let her be your sugar mama before your brain turns completely to liquid jelly. You don’t need the money, or the deflated balls.

I hope to god this is a rickroll, but I’m not clicking to find out. Why would anyone want to watch this garbage??

My guess is it’s already fully trained, and the breeder has already put in like 2 years of training before you get it. Quick google of guard dog cost and that seems to be about average for one that is already trained. The doesn’t explain though why it was too high energy to be a family dog. Sounds like King is just a…

If you’re not already on a daily Tylenol regiment, you should probably consider it. Really helps with the aches and pains of aging. 

She doesn’t care about the baby once it’s born, why would she care about it 10 years later when she’s making that former baby carry her rapist’s child to term? 

Counterpoint: Your opinion is bad, and you should feel bad about it. All of these, outside of whatever the heck Dua Lipa is wearing, are perfectly fine shorts. I’d say they’re better than fine. I stan a pair of loose, comfy, long shorts.

This is what happens when your parents excuse you from 8th grade health class, and you’re too intellectually lazy to find things out on your own.

I would encourage everyone to go watch the Portrait Artist of the Year competition.  It’s like Great British Bakeoff, but for painting.

All of what she said can be true, and still not make me want to listen to Azalea Banks.

I found out my dad married my stepmother (nee his mistress) after I found a Valentine’s day card on their mantle that said “To My Wife” on it. Some adults are emotionally immature narcissists and shouldn’t have had children.