And that’s where I went “well sure, that makes sense.” If it were any other artist, I’d have shrugged off her claims, but this is freakin’ DALI.

I know TJ Miller as Shershow from Happy Endings and nothing else, but... part of my job is hiring student tutors, and a guy interviewed with a voice and speaking pattern exactly like Miller’s, and it really, really threw me off.

I’m doing a lot as a public servant and jester to the American public.

BUT ITS THEIR JERB!

I was once walking down the sidewalk in NYC and realized a bunch of people were standing in the middle of the street with their phones out and pointed up, taking pictures/video of something on the subway tracks above. I saw others walk up and point their phones up as well. It was like 2-3 dozen people with their…

I definitely don’t understand the drive to film something like this. Do you want to catch a death live? See someone become paralyzed? Just to, what, post to FB? And her commentary was ridiculous.

In the 7th grade Tommy C had no interest in holding hands/potentially junior highish making out with me on a ride at Kings Island. I was so mortified I would have exited the ride any way possible, including jumping into the arms of bystanders. Might be projecting here. Dumb Tommy C.

I’m more upset with the woman filming than I am with anyone from the park.

50 and British Dames have a great affinity.

I can usually tell by the hairline. I’m full ginge, and I take these matters seriously. I was upset that Eleanor Tomlinson from Poldark is a blonde, and so is Christina Hendricks. It suits them both well. Karen Gillan is just gorgeous, and I was so sad when she shaved her head for Guardians of the Galaxy.

What’s not fine is a Great Gatsby-themed wedding

See, the difference between them and REAL poor people is that they just have had bad luck whereas poor people are lazy. They work hard and WOULD be rich if only the system wasn’t rigged against them because of NAFTA or something. Poor people are stupid (but also somehow smart enough to fleece the welfare system so…

First of all, this:

If he had the Target Red Card, he could have saved 5%, and his bail would only be $950,000.

Could have been worse, it could have been Walmart.

It’s very Tomb Raider.

I saw that too and I actually kind of got offended that they left the insane quad boob situation in and the creasing in her neck area because she moved her neck and that’s how skin works. Like they were trying to pull some David Blaine level of misdirection. Look at the neck creasing and terrible fitting bra! There’s…

I saw the top photo, have no interest in KK, and scrolled down thinking it was about “Westworld,” another thing I have no interest in, and now scrolled back up to realize that those two photos are also of KK.

I have high hopes that Trump, the most patriotic, anti-terrorism president in history, will save Carlos even tho his name is “Carlos” and that probably means he’s Mexican or something weird like that. Trump has nothing but respect for the men and women who sacrificed their lives, and health, at Ground Zero.

“bulging biceps and sculpted pectoral muscles”