Ooh, she is?? And here I thought we could put her in the “Terrible” box, I didn’t realize she belongs in the “Nutty AND Terrible” box.

It is a truly appalling haircut. When she used to squawk at me from my parents’ blaring-Fox-News-TVs, I’d think, “Fuck this lady.” But also, “Fuck, that haircut!”

I was on a college trip to Rome when book 6 came out. We spent the morning doing touristy things, until I could stand no more and I dragged my 2 travel companions to a bookstore. “What if they don’t have it?! What if it’s in Italian?!?” But there was a giant stack, in English, right by the front door. So yes, I’ve…

I feel like that’s a long way to go to prove wrong someone who lies as a profession.

Oh well we should believe an astrologer and tarot card reader. It’s not like those people ever take advantage of the gullible and dumb.

SAME. She’s really helping matters by filming this and being rude AF. If you’re so worried about that girl, YOU try and catch her!

Wait, cute and funny on 30 Rock skeeved you out but Terrible Person Don Draper didn’t? Huh.

My husband’s sister, pre-me, had a Halloween costume party wedding. Everyone in their family still speaks about that wedding fondly, but the same can’t be said for that short-ass marriage.

I didn’t think about it that way but you’re totally right. Even space aliens don’t wear the right size bra!

Yessss right there with you

All I notice about those photos is that she’s photoshopped to uncanny valley hell and back in both. The catch lights in her eyes look like something out of a video game.

Can we all please enjoy the hilariously targeted ad I got reading this post?

“Every once in a while, when someone’s weird, we look into them for no apparent reason other than we’re just bored sometimes.”

Maybe there’s a brownish person who works as a security guard at trump Tower, he could be the next head of the NSA

Well he doesn’t think black people live anywhere except “the inner cities,” where the murder rates continue to “skyrocket!” So yes, I think you’re completely right.

I feel like this is more of his fucking doubling-down, and using his power in a way that’s really terrifying. “YOU THINK MY SON’S CHARITY WAS CORRUPT?? I’LL APPOINT THE WOMAN WHO RUNS IT TO THE GOVERNMENT.”

Yikes! I made it with my kids and we did it the Elmer’s commercial way: glue, baking soda, and contact solution. Just make sure it’s actual contact solution and not “multi-purpose solution.” I don’t wear contacts and didnt know if there’s a difference, so I ended up with 2 batches of glue soup and it required a second…

I know the How (it’s money!) but if I live to be her age, you’ll never see me anywhere without my stirrup pants and a Tupperware of dinner leftovers.

Ha, me too! I am also an atheist and I find myself saying, “Wasn’t Jesus’s entire deal just caring for the sick and the poor and children?! That Jesus fella, he was into sandals and the needy!” I guess if they’re going to get it wrong, we might as well shove that shit right back in their faces.

Whenever the Jesusy try to claim that he is “a man of god,” I want to go on a slapping rampage.