If you don’t mind going to a pro for help, I took a route I was very happy with. My colorist wove in blond streaks that sort of matched up with growing-in grey. He’d put more in every 3-4 months until the color had all grown out, then put a handful of very dramatic, chunky streaks mainly in front to break up the…

Hasn’t the one been dead for the better part of twelve hundred years?

I remember a story that Simon Cowell told in a review years ago, where he and Seacrest were on a flight, and Cowell sold Seacrest he was letting himself go and getting fat. Seacrest totally freaked out, and went on a diet.

Oh my god, Lace. Phoebe Cates in the made-for-TV movie* version uttering the line, “Which one of you bitches is my mother?” Perfection.

I read The Witching Hour for a book report in the 7th grade. I left out the sex in my presentation to the class and focused on the family history and the ghost. My teacher said that it sounded interesting and she was going to put it on her personal list to read over the summer.

I Guess He Thinks His Tweets Are So Important That Each One Is a Title...

“My intentions was to have God kill me. I ran out of bullets,” he said. “Suicide by cop was my intention.”

Kelis is a chef now?

My optometrist did remark on how fresh my eyes smelled.

I have a theory that “if someone accuses other people of something that those other people likely aren’t doing, that means it’s something the accuser is doing and hiding.”

Ryan Seacrest is upset that Katy Perry is being offered way (waaaay) more to do American Idol than he is. [Page Six]

They spiked his pancakes with cheese...after they kicked him out of his room?

Ricotta is cheese, read the menu, you idiot.

It may surprise you (it won’t, but it will definitely depress you) to realize that these kinds of bills are mostly enforced by belligerent men blocking women’s restrooms (when they aren’t barging into them outright) and harassing any woman who doesn’t present as sufficiently cisgender.

Oh my God. Stop pretending to care about the safety of women. If you really cared about the safety of women, you’d open more Planned Parenthood clinics so women can have access to health care, birth control and safe abortions!

The Rita Ora of Trumps.

Tiffany?

I was raised very religious and it takes a long time to get over that kind of brainwashing. I don’t love the fact that she’s anti-choice… But maybe these events will make her realize the hypocrisy of pro-lifers. Once she has that kid… Ain’t none of them supporting her.

Gee, I wonder if the dude who she had sex with was banned as well?