Heeeeey, speaking of Cheetolini, I wonder if sales of those delicious and healthy Cheetos are down? I bet bran sales are up.

Well the Soho Trump hotel is laying off people and taking away some services because they aren’t doing that well and their bookings are down. Color me shocked.

Well no one is a fictional character. She just plays one in a movie. Relax.

What’s not to love?

Nonas dress like that when they go to mass, but this wasn’t mass. So it’s kind of insulting that they played dress up.

it is literally the Pope’s job to love everyone and even he can’t bring himself to tolerate DJT lmao

Smooth move, Melania, pretending you were pushing your hair back. You don’t even pretend you don’t want this first lady gig. And he doesn’t even pretend to care about you. His reaching for your hand is a sign of either dominance or it’s a “we’re in public, we should hold hands” type thing.

His hand is not what she’s getting paid to hold.

Phew, thank god we don’t have that accomplished gracious black lady deplaning Air Force One dressed in shorts, according to my conservative relative, that was directly a part of Obama humiliating us on the world’s stage. I’m not sure how this FOX News wet dream of a presidency ends, but it will be bizarre and awful…

I work in fashion and had a pair of her shoes once—got them on sale for $19.99. Whenever I wore them, someone would say “WOW!” and then guess “YSL”? And I’d be like, “nope, J. Simp.”

She is a kooky nonsense person and damn it, I love her. My friend Jessica is a blast.

Can confirm. Had two pairs of her heels and they were awesome (as awesome as heels go.) Good for her.

No goddamned rain

I really love the Dawn Lazarus Language.

True, but he called himself a journalist. :/

I’ve never understood why more people aren’t enraged about that. Bush wasn’t even the one admitting to assault, he was just egging him on. And he’s just a dopey tv personality and gets fired for it. The one who was the actual assaulter becomes POTUS. WTF????

What a load of crap. The tape was years old by the time it leaked, right?

This what I sound like public speaking.