Yeah, and I’m kind of done with shows that implicitly (or explicitly) make fun of/harass people who are smart. Like, not every good scientist or smart person is a condescending elitist asshole, a savant, and/or completely socially inept. WE GET IT, YOU LOVE TO MAKE FUN OF NERDS. This is not what’s going to help the…

Well, at least they’ve made something worse than Big Bang Theory finally.

YEAH BUT YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS DEAD?! THIS GUY!

I’m happy. I didn’t care for the 4th season, but they know now what works and what doesn’t. There’s still plenty of meat left on this bone. You take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth. A potato. Baby, you’ve got a stew goin’.

I know. I LOVE the original show. But that encore season...I made it 5 episodes and quit because I had barely laughed. It just wasn’t the same.

Bill Hader is attractive but he was really hot to me in that movie. I feel the same way about Bill Pullman in While You Were Sleeping.

I feel like if you are in your mid-30s and you “brag” about getting blackout drunk and not remembering things, you may need help. But that’s just me. Also I’m a firm believer in if you are an asshole when drunk, you’re an asshole all the time, you just hide it better sober.

Bobby! You forgot the most important news of the day! HARRY CAN JUGGLE.

“It was a real date,” a source tells PEOPLE exclusively.

Mathers has been told, rather explicitly, that she exemplifies Western beauty standards, so I imagine it was easy to unthinkingly pass judgment on another woman who, in her eyes, falls short.

Fuck this stupid little bitch. You have to be a thunderous cunt to do something like this in addition to being a naive idiot to think that you could bounce back by saying you’re not ‘that type of person’. She did this because she is EXACTLY that type of person.

I hate it when people do awful things and then distance themselves by saying “That wasn’t me! That’s not who I am!”

I had a knock down, drag out Facebook argument with my family’s longtime ultra-gay, ultra-fabulous hairdresser who supported Trump 1000%. Apparently met him once and thought his hair was fantastic.

The world just straight up doesn’t make sense.

You think fundamentalist Christians voting for him is crazy? My husband knows two guys named Hasan that did. I told him that’s a sure sign of the Apocalypse. Didn’t Nostradamus have a chapter on this? s/

Hi, I think I might be able to shed some light on this perplexing dilemma that you describe..

I don’t know about you, but even when I get a whiff of cigarette smoke on another person’s clothes, I automatically avoid them.

Viva la Bloomberg 

“When young people see glamorous stars smoking and flouting the law, it undermines the progress that has been made in de-normalizing smoking and increasing awareness of smoking’s health risks.”

Smoking is gross. Indoor smoking is even more gross. Indoor smoking that ruins original art pieces and haute couture gowns people spent months making for these idiots is reprehensible.