Paris Hilton, long-time socialite and embodiment of the year 2005, was profiled by W magazine this week.

They’ll have to interview President Yates and find out.

It almost looks too small to be a geoduck. Those suckers are huge and girthy.

i am physically ill now

I think the benefit she got from that film and “Desperately Seeking Susan” was that sure, she had to memorize lines, but she was more or less being a caricature of herself. She didn’t have to stretch or truly transform. They even let Mae dance.

Madonna is good at being Madonna. She’s even good at being different…

Just love that film...

Way too sophisticated and left-wing for Sunkist Hitler. Don’t forget that Ted Geisel drew this amazing cartoon during the 1940's:

I don’t know, but I’m looking forward to see what they do with that Staten Island Hooters basement. It’s going to be great walking through there with a plate of wings.

No library for Trump. Just a claustrophobic, gilded-to-the-gills media room with wall-to-wall screens playing the greatest hits of Fox News & Friends on a loop.

I don’t know if anyone is keeping track of how often twitter investigators are right about these things but Claude Taylor (@truefactsstated) has been saying this for a while. I take those tweets with rather large grains of salt, because I mostly read them so that I can keep my sanity and hope that someone is doing…

We need a special prosecutor, like yesterday. No way the guy who is going to replace Comey will be independent in the Russia investigation.

He absolutely deserved to be fired for what he did to Clinton. But let’s not kid ourselves that he was fired for that reason. He was fired because Trump is afraid that Comey is on to something. This is beyond Watergate levels of corruption. We need a special independent prosecutor to oversee that investigation. …

I am quaking at my desk. LMAO.

THANKSGIVING?! THANKSGIVING?!

I’m in Upstate NY, and it IS lauren Ordah. Boink boink. Cauwfee.

This could just be further deception to throw us off the scent. Also, my grandmother grew up on Long Island. My mother still cannot pronouce salsa and quarter properly. That accent effects generations.

If you think Gillette is bad, never go to Casper.

He died doing what he loved, having a heart attack on a mountain.

Let’s congratulate Serchin for becoming the oldest man to die climbing Everest. You did it!