Is it possible that Ted Cruz is not a great constitutional scholar or master debater...?

Boy, first we find out Paul Ryan isn’t a policy expert and now this. My faith in the party of Lincoln is starting to waver, guys...

She utterly destroyed Ted Cruz, which was satisfying to watch. Evidently Harvard Law and Princeton can’t teach their students common sense.

You’re right! Never not worth it.

I can’t remember the last time I went to a family function that didn’t have at least one expired bottle of salad dressing. Ugh.

But you guys...

Salad dressing is mine. I don’t think I’ve bought any in 8 years. It’s just so easy to make! But my mom keeps a whole fridge full of it.

I do a bit of both. I have a lot of nostalgia for some things my mom cooked. I keep packages of onion soup mix and cans of beef broth and condensed mushroom soup in the cabinet for crockpot roast. I know it isn’t healthy, but it’s easy and reminds me of Sunday lunches at home. I cook it rarely, usually when I’m kinda…

This reminds me of one of my favorite stories in the world: how Happy Days jumped the shark. Henry Winkler’s mother, in every bit the cliche overbearing Jewish mother way, kept insisting to him that he needed to tell the producers that he had skills they weren’t utilizing. “HARRY.” (His mom called him “Harry.”)…

It was a very good episode. I asked the boyfriend last night if we could have a backpack fashion show with cotton candy. He was not into it. Jerk.

And if I can’t sing in every sketch, then let me lip sync.

Before the episode started my husband asked who Pine is and I go, “one of the Chris’ that’s in those movies you see without me”

That “dancing while eating cotton candy” sketch was great, and a lot of it rode on the expression on his face - just utter excitement and delight, all the way through. He really committed, and that’s what it needed.

I enjoyed him! He’s very charming!

Seems a bit grim, doesn’t it?

I think someone in the writers room saw Into the Woods a few too many times and they decided to make him sing in everything regardless. Singing aside, I found Chris Pine to be pretty goofy and winning, honestly one of the better episodes this season.

Oh no. Wasn’t there any way you could have disinvited them? God that sucks :(

If I had to plan a wedding *cries bc forever alone* I would get to, like, 20 people max on my side. That’s including family members, friends and dogs (dogs are very important to me). Dunno I’m not mad about it.

Also, maybe don’t remind guests that when you got together, one of you was much closer to Romeo’s age than the other.

Here’s a feud we can use.

Sweetheart, I’ve got like 3.