I also remember a thing about “judging” and how it’s not our place?

IKR? It’s almost like their Bibles don’t have the parts that say, Even as ye have done to the least of these so ye have done to me, or Let he who is without sin cast the first stone, or (my favourite) Judge not, lest ye be judged. And let’s not even get into the parts about how prosperity theology kinda totally…

You have to be a special kind of asshole to refuse funeral services to someone. I have heard of churches doing this, too. This person’s loved ones are experiencing soul-crushing grief. You don’t have to be the humanitarian of the year to show some compassion.

I met someone who is “following” some sort of guru she learned about through Gwenyth Paltrow. She is the only person I’ve ever heard say something the effect that she “trusts anything Gwenyth Paltrow recommends.” I guess Paltrow featured this guy on her site or in a book or something. Anyway, this guru basically…

His acting career may have taken a dip, but he’s doing really great production work with his company, Plan B. They produced Moonlight, 12 Years a Slave, The Lost City of Z. They take on serious films that are too risky for studios. If he wants to star in a movie, he can produce it himself. Idon’t think he gets…

I kind of adore that he calls it “fizzy water” mainly because I’m tired of being judged when I order it like that in a restaurant. “you mean a club soda?” - water with bubbles. I don’t care what you call it. Stick a lime in it and leave me the hell alone.

I don’t think this has been proven. I think he comes off pretty damn likable in this interview, and taking responsibility is sexy. I will say too that I knew the truth many, many years ago that PITT > DEPP and I feel absolutely vindicated in that belief of late.

Dear Inflatable T- Rex. I usually enjoy the delightful dinosaur shenanigans these costumes bring about, but you are fucking around with an actual dinosaur here and it’s very very bad idea.

Yeah what is it with men these days always trying to dress like they’re 25 when they’re in their 50s? Have some self-respect. ;)

I was actually surprised because he sounded fairly normal and intelligent. I’m wondering if every other time I’ve read or heard him he’s been high as a kite, or if someone at GQ gave him an extremely kind edit. Very refreshing (especially vs Depp) to see him owning his substance problems, and bad behavior.

it was beautiful and sweet. when joe tries peanut butter for the first time... *sobs*

Here’s Pitt on whether he’s going through a mid-life crisis:

HAHAHAHA! Omg! This is horrible!!!!

They really could have edited the photos down to half what was chosen. First I would have cut is this “sad sand baby”.

Can we take a moment to remember how beautiful that man was before he started looking like someone’s Dad who is trying too hard with the Snapchat?

I can’t believe I forgot to mention the part where he quotes Churchill. Sorry.

USED TO LOVE BRAD, BUT NOW HE LOOKS OLD. JUST THOUGHT I’D COMMENT THE SAME WAY AS MEN COMMENT ABOUT AGING ACTRESSES ON EVERY COMMENT SECTION ON THE INTERNET. FEEL THE FEMALE GAZE.

Well, an Orbach definitely knows how hard it is to pull off Dirty Dancing.

Lol - my birchbox subscription has gone from “fun things for Mom” to “tiny emergency toddler distractors.” The other morning I let him play with a mini Benefit highlighter...and then when I took him to preschool, I realized his face was covered in radiant glowing zigzag lines 😳