Hillary: I take full responsibility for the mistakes my campaign made. Also, there were external forces that shifted the final vote.

Eh the plug didn’t bother me, he didn’t control the guest that day. Yeah Oz is a piece of shit, but that didn’t take anything away from what he said to me. Ugh I cried a lot during that.

No, Jane Horrocks is Bubble.

Is that why? Personally, I still haven’t forgiven him for The Man Show.

Yesterday while I was getting my tires rotated, Fox News was on and they commentator was going on and on about how 5% of Americans use 50% of health care dollars and why should some healthy 25 year old pay for that? Well Dick, maybe because one day that health 25 year old will be a 57 year old with cancer who’s…

I mean I think he’s kind of a hack and his humor bores me, but I certainly would never want him or his children to suffer. I can be moved by his plight as a man and still be disparaging of his art.

I generally don’t like him because of his “make a viral video where you make your kid cry” shtick, but I am also happy his son is okay.

I know we’re supposed to hate Jimmy bc he spoke out against the Gawker Stalker like a million years ago, but fuck that, I love him, he’s hilarious and charming, and kind, and I’m so happy his son is ok.

He could make it into a boutinniere or something...maybe he’ll use it to swat away paparazzi?

I wish it was read and she threw on an oversized Fedora for the full Carmen Sandiego.

Lol Jayden, did you cut off your dreads and then... bring then to a party as an accessory? Not quite as personally unsettling as the time a drunk white dude pulled a dread off his head and gave it to me packaged inside a russian doll on the bus once, but its up there.

Head to toe, this is PHENOMENAL. That color looks so lovely on her.

WTF happened to that mannequin in the middle? Was she wearing a baby in a sling before being attacked by a bandage dress?

Wintour and her daughter had an excuse to wear a color that disappears into the carpet if this wasn’t her party. As it is, their blending into the carpet makes for an underwhelming entrance. Meh.

hasn’t Anna worn a version of this a million times already? same w/her daughter...trains seem to be her thing

Frozen raspberries work well at making the water bright pink and, therefore, “juice.” :D

I’m checking out the infused water thing, it shouldn’t be a difficult change if I just have to throw fruit in water. And I’ll be checking out those Honest juice pouches. The Walmart I get my grocery delivery from doesn’t have them, but I bet somewhere nearby does.

Hey, I’m a only museum junkie now because my mom brought me to see dinosaur bones and planetarium shows! You are doing a great job, Mom. :)

Oi, my juice boxes have double the sugar and it claims it’s a ‘no sugar added’ drink. What brand juice box are you buying?

If she’s playing hard and burning calories, a little juice is probably just fine (especially if you cut it with water).