As a fellow mom who did close to what you’re doing, I believe it’s a healthier alternative to regular sugary “barely contains any actual fruit juice” juices but that still water>any juice. And that parents seem to think kids NEED more juice than they actually do, which is technically none.

I follow FIDM on Instagram and am always amazed at their approach—it’s both scholarly and completely whimsical. I’m hardcore FIT here in NYC, and it’s just so nice to know there’s another bunch of fashion freaks out there on the West Coast with their own special take on fashion. I mean recently FIDM did a Zoolander…

Both of those are fantastic fashion museums, and FIDM always puts on an amazing exhibit of a selection of ensembles from the films that were nominated for Oscars that year. I love seeing them close-up, because you are able to get a good look at what shortcuts were taken to approximate elaborate effects and historical…

Barely related tangent: my spouse of almost 11 years and I agreed this weekend that if we had a party for our 20th wedding anniversary, we’d just have appetizers (his requirement) and cake (mine). It was a second marriage for both of us, so we eloped, and out of all the wedding hullabaloo we realize that those are the…

I live to serve <3

It’s a miserable experience of posing and pretending to listen to your companions and never unclenching all night. People call it the Superbowl of fashion, and in the sense that the Superbowl is also tacky spectacle with the world’s finest commercials, it is. I mean it’s not the shitshow that Anna’s Fashion’s Night…

I think she’s a clone of the Queen!

She looks a lot like her brother George, minus his adorable resting bitch face.

Was just watching a documentary on the Plantagenets last night. I’m happy that THIS princess won’t be shipped away to marry a mentally unstable 40 year old.

Totally, he’s a fab replacement. Sometimes I forget that Frank retired. ;)

I adore class-less, old-timey hoboes with bindles!!!

They make hobos fight to the death, so if I were you, I’d just whistle on past that graveyard.

Eric Jacobson is her performer now, at least since 2001. Frank Oz’s last performance of her was on The Today Show.

Watch the documentary “The First Monday in May,” and you’ll know exactly how it goes down.

Naomi Campbell is the closest we have to a Greek goddess: gorgeous and immortal and terrible in her pettiness and fury.

I recommend watching “The First Monday in May.” It’s actually very good and gives you an understanding not only what goes into the gala, but what goes into planning the exhibition that the gala is the nominal opening for. There’s a great scene of Rhianna performing “Bitch Better Have my Money” while hedge funder Steve…

You know what they are going to do inside - drink too much, fool with their cell phones, take selfies, talk shit about someone... and go home.

How the fuck does he have time to do anything else?

I hear you, she can be evil but she’s a good interviewer; she asks questions no one else dares to ask.

Ryan Seacrest is The Worst™ and is already everywhere. This news gives me a sad.