LET HE OR SHE WHO HAS NOT ACCIDENTALLY FORGOTTEN ABOUT MEMBERSHIP IN A NEO NAZI ORGANIZATION CAST THE FIRST STONE

For real, I’m only complaining because I’m jealous. But I’m a natural worrywart and I don’t think you can worry much to do these things. Also...who’s watching my cats? I’d miss the cats.

I love how even Mark Zuckerberg was not important enough for them to open the China cabinet and use the good setting. Plastic plates, cups and cutlery for guests... why am I not surprised these folks voted for Trump?

they were talking about an election on NPR today... as like a tipping point for the immigration that fuled Trumps run .. I think it was Kanter? he was in congress and lost to this nobody professor .. and they were saying how they felt they could have ran a broom and won.. but they found something a little bit better…

The best way to handle Milo is to starve him of attention. Don’t voice outrage at his stupid statements. Don’t print interviews with him. Let him have his troll festival but stay away. Don’t have a counter protest, that just feeds the beast.

I am almost positive The Dark Overlord — snerk! — has said a version of this to a love interest, or 10.

I hear about/have acquaintances like this. They decide to “work” in Hawaii or Prague for 6 months and leave all their shit here and all I can think is, I know you own a car? Don’t you have a car payment? My Mom always just chalks it up to family money but from what I know about some of these people that can’t be…

I’ve passed kidney stones without meds, I’ve had a Humvee blow up and turn my right leg into fourty pounds of flank steak, and I’ve had ten guage needles rammed in my eyelids. You put me in a locked room playing Phish for an hour and you’ve broken me, I’ll tell you what you want to know!!! JUST MAKE IT STOP!!!

I keep reading “Frye” and thinking “I like your boots, but I’m not sure I want to hear your music line-up. Also: Ja Rule?”

“Nobody knew that creating a music festival could be so complicated.”

This! I don’t get this! If you didn’t have $1200 to spend on something like this because you needed it for RENT, you are dumb as a box of hair, and I’m sorry, but my sympathy only goes so far.

Truth. The nonchalant putting $500 on a wrist band, and I’m working 50 hours a week with a master’s degree and sometimes wonder how we’re getting groceries.

Whenever I read stories like this in the world, I wonder how on earth people my age or younger can just go and willy nilly drop $2000 on something like this. Our household income is twice the median and anything over $200 is a ‘is this ok? Can we do this?’ type of purchase. I always wonder what these people do for a…

I bet $1200 that once loaded, those wristbands can’t be refunded, forcing you to burn any leftover money.

“You had Emily Ratajkowski and Kendall Jenner promoting it,”

I find this hysterical.

You’re nicer than me. Cuz I’m totally condoning exactly that.

I have adolescent boys and they LOVE Austin Powers, we finally started sending them to our dentist and not the fancy pediatric one because it was just easier. If they had your kid’s dentist there may have been protest.

I hear you. But it means someone died of their injuries after some time passed, which actually is way worse. If I’ve got to be killed by some fuckwit who drank too many margaritas, let it be quick.

That sounds like the most amazing campy thing ever. I hope they NEVER update it! PICS PLEASE