People attending the Ja Rule-organized event have complained of a lack of food, while headliner Blink-182 has pulled out.

Ugh my husband loves her and I hate it when he mentions this outloud. Like ear bleeding rage.

Precisely. Or how she was the first person to come up with the idea of having a large bowl in your kitchen, but also you should only use it for garbage and must buy it from her.

When I first got my dog years ago she went ape-shit over Nutrish, so much so that she turned her nose up over the good (and very expensive) kibble I was buying her. She developed allergies to the cheap stuff and though it took a while she now loves her *actually nutritional* kibble but I can tell she still yearns for…

I visibly shudder when I hear that word and/or see a commercial for her garbage pet food. Great that there are carrots and peas in a carnivore’s food. I didn’t realize that wild dogs/feral cats were so into high fiber diets.

C’mon, did you expect anything other than that kind of nonsense coming from her? Of course it wouldn’t be a whole word!

I don’t qualify for pediatric care but I really want to go to that dentist.

R2D-Tooth is all the stars.

“I kind of pooh-poohed the experience stuff when I first got here,” explained one White House official, “But this shit is hard.”

Two options: lock him the fuck up or give him immunity so he rolls on trump. Anything else is unacceptable.

Nostalgia for all things 90s is the thing right now, based on the fact that I keep hearing about how all the stuff I loved as a teen is now 20 years old and all the clothes are the things I either wore or wasn’t allowed to wear. That’s my guess.

Is that Ice tea?

Att this point, Ben’s descriptor also applies to R. Kelly. Dude can’t help himself.

“I have nearly 1000 inmates. I don’t know all their names but is this the guy who was in custody for shooting up the Potawatomi Casino causing one man to be hit by gunfire while in possession of a firearm by a career convicted felon?” Clarke said. “The media never reports that in stories about him. If that is him,…

That is Angela Merkel’s Default Trump Face. I love it.

Karen is always my go-to when it comes to vodka!

We don’t even have to make anything up. A quick google brings up all sorts of things, lol. She is fabulous...obviously the Naomi Campbell of her time.

Angie and the Amazing Technicolour Pantsuit

“As good fortune would have it, we had a bodyguard that summer,” she writes. They persuaded their bodyguard to buy lemonade, and then their driver, and then the maids, who “dug deep for their spare change.” The lesson, she says, is that the kids “made the best of a bad situation.”