TBH I’d totally steal a moped if it meant a pat down by Tom Hardy. Even telly-angry Tom Hardy.

Do you mind if I leave this link here: http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/obamas-barrage-of-complete-sentences-seen-as-brutal-attack-on-trump

I MISS HIM SO MUCH IT LITERALLY HURTS.

On the other hand, Trump is just killing it in the ratings.

I had a friend in the fashion industry when Bebe was HUGE. The founder didn’t make large sizes because he ‘didn’t want fat chicks’ in his clothes.

I’m only disappointed to hear that the star goes some periods of time without being vandalized.

I was never thin enough for any of the many stores/chains that are closing now. Schadenfreude out the wazoo right now.

I don’t know much about Macron, but I truly hope that the Fascist/Vichy collaborationist/National Front candidacy of Le Pen fails miserably. Please, France, reject her and all the evil she stands for.

Right there with you. I don’t think kids should be working. I will say that I have a toddler who an agent wants to put in print and online catalog ads. I’d totally lie to my kid in 10 years if he asked if that was him and be like “Really? I don’t see the resemblance.” I’d love the college savings and would put it…

Oh man, that post from Winkler.

It’s always so sad to hear something like this. Child actors almost never have the chance to live a long life.

I have NO sympathy WHATSOEVER for Donnie Dingus’ plastic fraud of a wife. She agreed to marry that piggish blob of shit, that’s on her and it indicates that she’s every bit as piggish as he is. An “architect” who “speaks six languages” my ass, she’s a glorified call girl and brood mare, nothing more.

I hate-read/lurk on several Mormon mommy blogs and I truly marvel at how adept they are at positioning their lives as “#goals” and raking in the sweet sweet #sponsoredpost cash. They literally have made themselves and their children in a brand. I gotta give them credit for turning motherhood into a business.

I had to quit going to yoga for a while because the *only* conversation that ever took place was loud, affronted complaining by one mom in particular who thought it was “absolutely ridiculous” and “unacceptable” that her toddler’s preschool was “still” sanitizing surfaces with a diluted bleach solution. This, after…

I thought Jillian Harris was that trainer from the Biggest Loser. So I was a little lost in the beginning (middle and end).

She actually addresses that in a later video. She says, “Slavery’s not funny, but you people are hilarious.”

This makes me miss the hilarious and history-filled Ask A Slave web series. Highly recommend to anyone interested in this period of history!

Céline also has a latex replica of René’s hand that she brings backstage to her shows to hold as well...

Someone on Twitter pointed out that means she won the Australian open while pregnant.

Real talk, my youngest is 5 years old and I look more pregnant than her. She probably has the strongest abs in existence.