It will produce one of these.
(deep cut puns are great!)

Tiny House ever sends my boyfriend’s 10-year-old on a screaming rampage. It’s hilarious.

This! Also, the episode with the pregnant couple? If you’re worried about your baby falling off the loft bed, it’s probably best to not get a tiny house.

don’t care but will definitely hate-watch.

Weird, I thought being rude and ignorant was a selling point for a conservative media personality.

We’re told they are “good” and both are “1000% in” for the next flick.

My thing is, if he’s STILL doing that shit or espousing those views, it’s fair game.

Does it come with a small clear backpack with lip smackers and wet wild makeup in it?

Girl, these kids are out here in these streets wearing the same shit I made the mistake of wearing back in high school. And it’s making me feel old as fuck. No joke, I saw at Urban Outfitters a pic of a model with a spaghetti-strap, flower patterned dress worn over a short-sleeve white t-shirt. I promptly fled the…

I am a runner, and there are still a lot of people like that out there. They think that you shouldn’t run if you wear a costume or if you don’t stand a chance of winning. They complain that there are people in the Boston Marathon who got there by raising money for charity. They can all kiss my fat, middle-aged ass.

I really love the level of concern-trolling required to believe a woman’s uterus would just drop straight out of her body if she ran too much.

In the middle of the race, Semple tried to shove Switzer and physically pull her out. “He was pulling at me and screaming, ‘Get the hell out of my race and give me that number,’” Switzer told Deadspin in 2015. “Arnie was screaming at Jock, and then Tom smashed Jock out of the way.”

Religious freedom is the best kind of freedom.

The North Carolina Legislature looks at Chechnya and hopes for a day when they can achieve a similar society.

I tried to explain to the man yesterday what Coachella was. The best I could do was “Marnie’s wedding plus cash bar plus a lot of bad feet in sandals.”

Knowing Candy, she will give all to charity or her dogs etc. She is a royal scrooge when it comes to money. I think she is also smart about it as well. She off loaded that huge mansion they had the moment her hubby died and bought a penthouse. If Dean is waiting for the gravy train, he might as well bail now cause…

I think you’ve hit the nail on the head with the spending habits. If you grew up sick rich the way Tori has, that’s your normal. It doesn’t mean you’ve never heard of poor people but your day to day life involves spending amounts that most people wouldn’t even think about more than once or twice in a lifetime (like…

And apparently Candy is already paying for their rent and school for the kids and even groceries...

She also seems to always speak while not opening her teeth, which is really off-putting.

Melissa Villaseñor can do impressions, but her sketch acting is atrocious—she just smiles the whole time. It’s worse than breaking.